Top Ten Ways To Get Kicked Out of Macy's (WalMart) This Wint

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01 Dec 2008, 2:23 pm

Spokane_Girl wrote:

I was kicked out of one of my classes for the day when I was 16. Why? For quoting South Park. I said a bad word.

I was kicked off the bus in school once for talking. The bus driver instituted a no talking rule and I broke it. I was so stubborn that I didn't ride the bus for the rest of the school year (about 5 months) and walked the two miles home everyday.

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01 Dec 2008, 2:26 pm

gismo wrote:

DeLoreanDude wrote:

1) Go to Wal-Mart
2) Go to one of the phones on the wall that the staff use
3) Type #96
4) Shout anything you want, no matter how offensive it is
5) ????
6) PROFIT!

"Tell the fat man at counter 12 to get working!! !"

sounds good to me! X D

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01 Dec 2008, 2:26 pm

DocStrange wrote:

7. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

Just make sure they don't have a purse or a kid in them first or you could get in big trouble :lol:

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01 Dec 2008, 3:26 pm

i got kicked out of therapy once :cool:
it's not easy tho....

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04 Dec 2008, 3:17 pm

Ways to get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart:

1.} Go to Wal-Mart

2.} Find a lone shopping cart, must be empty.

3.} Steal the shopping cart & give it to another store

4.} RUN!

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04 Dec 2008, 3:28 pm

Relicanth7 wrote:

gismo wrote:

DeLoreanDude wrote:

1) Go to Wal-Mart
2) Go to one of the phones on the wall that the staff use
3) Type #96
4) Shout anything you want, no matter how offensive it is
5) ????
6) PROFIT!

"Tell the fat man at counter 12 to get working!! !"

sounds good to me! X D

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10 Dec 2008, 2:00 pm

Grab the intercom mic from the customer service employees and yell "attention k-mart shoppers, we are now having our blue-light special!" "please proceed to the front of the store!!"

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10 Dec 2008, 2:04 pm

A good thing to say through the intercom would be "EVERYTHING IS FREE FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES" and let the rest just happen...

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10 Dec 2008, 2:29 pm

A Wal-Mart in England I used to go to added some sort of automatic locks to the wheels of trolleys so people could not steal them. The wheels locked up and a metal strip went under them if you went too far. However one day the car park was full so I had to park outside the range in an adjacent car park.

The metal locked the wheels but I'm rather on the muscular side so continued to push the trolley with screeching metal all the way to my car and in so doing tore a grove in the pavement (sidewalk) and virtually wrecked the locking mechanism. WalMart staff just stood and stared in disbelief. Stuff em :twisted: