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Social_Fantom
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20 Apr 2009, 2:27 pm

Not suitable for recall.

29% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 15% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 34% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.


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21 Apr 2009, 11:14 am

Not suitable for recall.
17% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 11% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 32% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.



DragonShadow
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25 Apr 2009, 9:56 am

Your result for Defective Human Recall Examination ...

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.
39% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 11% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 31% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!



Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.



misswoofalot
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27 Apr 2009, 12:11 pm

Minor psychological defects, do not recall.
34% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 17% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 28% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!

INSANE


Well, you're crazy, but then again that's what you just said, isn't it? Taking a test to see if you ought to be recalled and replaced with a nasty squirmy little baby seems a bit nutscrazy, but you're not more than just a bit. you're just not quite bad enough to be considered defective. See, the thing is, there are lots of basically crappy, second rate human beings out there, and most of them deserve a recall a little more than you do.

If you feel like this conclusion has been made in error, please consider downing a bottle of asprin, slashing your wrists, and using the blood to write bad, emo poetry as you bleed out.

lol!



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29 Apr 2009, 11:56 am

19% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 9% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 23% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
You've been determined to be unworthy of recall. It's not that you don't have problems, just that they don't matter. Better luck next time.


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