How evil are you?

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Mmm, interesting- didn't expect that to be honest....


You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

66% EVIL

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

A lot of the questions are quite stupid and ambiguous with a lot of hidden assumptions.

This assumes that the law in question is moral. For instance, if someone in Nazi Germany breaks the law by hiding Jews from the Gestapo, this hardly qualifies as evil (in this case, obeying the law would be evil).



We all know how evil nudity is!



Firstly, taking drugs only harms the user - you're not hurting someone else. If it was "you've forced someone else to take illegal drugs against their will", then yes, that's evil, but when we're dealing with self destructive behaviour there's some contention as to whether that qualifies as evil or mere stupidity. Secondly, just because a drug is illegal does not mean that it is bad; this question makes the same mistake as the first in assuming that the law is moral. Many drugs which are illegal can if used correctly have beneficial effects - eg. the use of cannabis for pain relief. Furthermore, it is entirely conceivable that there might exist a corrupt government which bans a drug which a person needs to survive. In such a situation, preventing themselves from dying as a result of the prejudices/stupidity of the government hardly qualifies as an evil act.



Are we talking about justly or unjustly calling them "the 'c' word"? If unjustly, then this might be a bad thing to do. But if the person had done something to warrant it, is the implication that we're supposed to lie about our true opinion of them? Or is it a mere perpetuation of the laughable idea that some words have a magic power, that a particular combination of sounds is somehow bad independent of context?



Nice and ambiguous. It of course depends on what the promise was and under what circumstances it was made. There is nothing wrong with breaking a promise made at gunpoint to do something to assist a homicidal madman, for instance.



Instant counterexample:
"Don't tell anyone, but I kidnap homeless people, chop them up into little pieces and eat them."



Because we all know that not believing in the existence of the particular immortal being with magic powers the ancient Caananites worshipped as their god of war naturally means that one is about to go on a killing spree.



I guess it's not possible to do anything right - I mean, if you love kids, you're evil too!



So if somebody attacks you, it's your fault.



Who is harmed?



I fail to see the connection between an appreciation for the aesthetic qualities of light emitted as a result of exothermic chemical reactions and a tendency to strangle people with piano wire.



Again, assumes the law is moral. All those people in concentration camps in North Korea must be pretty evil indeed, then.



Yes, because we all know people deliberately choose to become mentally ill because they're so evil.



If someone hates you, it's your fault.



Well, unless you're maliciously misleading them by say, extolling the medicinal benefits of cadmium, then how is it harming them? Are people obliged to share personal information with individuals they don't know?



Assumes that the player actually intends to act out the scenarios depicted in the game in reality.



How is this relevant, if you have no intention of shooting a gun at a person?

Last edited by Arcanyn on 12 Mar 2009, 4:36 am, edited 1 time in total.

I am completely evil. I do things with an evil aim

You Are 28% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I think this quiz is very accurate for me. You do have a lot of good points though, Arcanyn.

You Are 20% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

What is "the walk of shame"?

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I expected about 45% evil. Oh well.

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

I remember this one. I don't like it. I don't see what believing in god has to do with being evil.

You Are 26% Evil



A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Those two were my exact same reactions too.

I'm 56% evil.

I enjoy setting things on fire too. Wow, I must be evil, an hour ago I was burning plastic with a gas lighter just to see what would happen...(I love doing that, LOL, it's awesome)

Crap. I forgot to put that option too. Whenever I cook things i like to shove stuff into the fire. Muahahahahaha.

You Are 50% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Wow, that means I'm half 50% good too!

You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I think it is quite true of me.