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16 Apr 2009, 8:52 am

Autism is caused by singing out of tune ! !! !! !! !! !!



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16 Apr 2009, 8:59 am

Autism is caused by a signal in the brain, a continuous current of 30 V that induce introversion, thus a implanting a chip of the opposite value in the brain can resolve the problem and make your child normal. :D


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16 Apr 2009, 12:50 pm

Autism is caused by sex before marriage :D



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17 Apr 2009, 9:52 am

Autism is caused by a high standard of living. Compare the amount of autists in say Zimbabwe and the USA.


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17 Apr 2009, 1:14 pm

Autism is caused by not eating your vegetables when your mother tells you to.



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17 Apr 2009, 1:44 pm

Autism is caused by reading interesting books rather than playing dull games outside in the pouring rain with the NT kids.


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17 Apr 2009, 2:49 pm

Autism is caused by trans-fat and cigarette smoke.


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17 Apr 2009, 5:53 pm

Autism is caused by thermometers. I mean, everyone knows they have mercury in them.



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17 Apr 2009, 6:21 pm

Autism is caused by cold medication. Some people have a sensitivity to OC medications. If they are given cold medication when they are an infant, it increases their chances of being infected with Autism. Please join us in killing out Autism!


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17 Apr 2009, 7:52 pm

Autism is caused by parabans. Read the labels, kids!



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17 Apr 2009, 9:54 pm

Autism is caused by zippers.
Since their replacement of buttons and buttonholes
as the most common fastening implement, succeptible individuals have been denied the appropriate exposure to fine motor skills development, and with so much more free time
avaliable have been over-exposed to horribly addictive preoccupations such as
bus time-tables, mathematical theorems and door closing mechanisms!


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17 Apr 2009, 11:18 pm

syzygyish wrote:
Autism is caused by zippers.

By an astounding coincidence, syzygyish is the sound you
make when getting your wedding tackle caught in a Zipper



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17 Apr 2009, 11:34 pm

Autism's caused by chocolate. 8)



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18 Apr 2009, 1:55 pm

Autism is caused by Moore's and Murphy's Law.


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18 Apr 2009, 2:03 pm

Autism is caused by reading the wikipedia article about it
Autism is caused by being banged on the head at birth


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18 Apr 2009, 2:55 pm

Autism is caused by infant exposure to silicon breast implants, as Jenny McCarthy well knows. :P


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