PRIZE MACHINE

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Teehee I'd love to see me driving a Russian tank! Even Lada is difficult to manoeuvre, having four wheel drive and only four geers.


Wins a priceless collection of used Junkers Ju 87.


*Inserts quarter*

Wins a new larder (to replace the broken larder you reversed into with your lada).

*inserts quarter*

You have received a cute little dolphin figurine to use as a keychain.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a parking violation ticket and are fined £100.

*inserts quarter*

You get an invitation to a bar mitzvah.

*inserts quarter*

You get a sheet of bar music.

*inserts quarter*

You get a yo-yo.

*inserts quarter*

You have received a porcelain doll.

*inserts quarter*

You have received a reflex hammer.

*inserts quarter*

You have received a Russian stacked doll!

*inserts quarter*

You get an automatic D on your upcoming test.

*inserts quarter*

You get a sheet of music.

*inserts quarter*

You get yourself some grey hair extensions for your heard, now you shall have a female knight climbing on your beard to rescue you.

**Inserts Quarter**

You get a chess board, and a little note saying insert one quarter for each piece.

*inserts quarter*

The machine rejected your money, all your left with now is a cent being hit on the head and kryptonite? Phew, thank goodness I didn't insert that quarter then.

**Inserts 1p**

A blue light flashes on the machine and security guards grab you and escort you away.

*inserts quarter*