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27 Dec 2020, 3:05 am

Trumpity-RrRrump! said the flatus as it exited the body.



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27 Dec 2020, 4:52 am

That could've killed me said the gun to the man.


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28 Dec 2020, 1:49 pm

"Stop hitting me" said the punch bag as the kid took a rest.


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28 Dec 2020, 6:41 pm

Ouch said the Rock at it flew through the air , after hitting glass window .


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28 Dec 2020, 6:53 pm

Hehe!


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29 Dec 2020, 7:50 am

Anyone got a comb? Asked the bald eagle...


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29 Dec 2020, 7:54 am

"Must go" said Mr Rush as he rushed off. :-P


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29 Dec 2020, 10:18 am

SPLAT the bug said to the freshly cleaned windshield


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29 Dec 2020, 10:49 am

Must.... have.... petrol said the car as it tried to get to the petrol station


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30 Dec 2020, 8:20 am

Anybody caught exiting through these doors will be asked to leave


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30 Dec 2020, 12:28 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Anybody caught exiting through these doors will be asked to leave


Lolololz....he..he. ..he....


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30 Dec 2020, 1:42 pm

Chomp went my teeth!
As they ate the sandwich!
Chomp, chomp!
"Ouch, he bit me!" screamed the sandwich. :P


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30 Dec 2020, 6:47 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~ :D ~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


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31 Dec 2020, 9:15 am

"Take that!" said the skewer as it stabbed a sausage.


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31 Dec 2020, 9:33 am

I'm stuck said the stone as it sat in the wall. :D


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31 Dec 2020, 1:59 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D


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