What's Your Line?

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Baymax: (Upon fist-bumping) "Ba la la lal."

Big Hero 6.

Belle: [singing] I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. / I want it more than I can tell. / And for once it might be grand / To have someone understand / I want so much more than they've got planned...

"Beauty and the Beast"

"No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston, No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's."

LeFou in Beauty and the Beast.

Actually no one's EGO is as overinflated as Gaston's!

^^ HA----THAT'S for SURE!!



Beast: [pounds on Belle's door yelling] I thought I told you to come down to dinner!

Belle: I'm not hungry!

Beast: [yelling to Belle] You'll come out, or I'll-I'll-I'll break down the door!

Lumiere: Master, I could be wrong, but that might not be the best way to win the girl's affections.

Cogsworth: Please. Attempt to be a gentlemen.

Beast: But, she's being so *difficult*!

Mrs. Potts: Gently... gently...

Beast: [calmly] Will you come down to dinner?

Belle: No!

Beast: [points at door] Hmm?

Cogsworth: Ah-ah-ah, suave, genteel.

Beast: [suavely] It would give me great pleasure...

[tries to hold in his anger]

Beast: if you would join me for dinner.

Cogsworth: [clears throat and mutters] We say please.

Beast: Please?

Belle: No, thank you!

Beast: [yells] You can't stay in there forever!

Belle: Yes, I can!

Beast: [yells] Fine! Then go ahead and *starve!* If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!

[storms down through the hallway and slams the door behind him]

Mrs. Potts: Oh dear. That didn't go very well at all, did it?

"Beauty and the Beast"

Dain: "Good morning. How are we all? I have a wee proposition, if you don't mind giving me a few moments of your time. Would you consider. . . JUST SODDING OFF! All ye, right now!"

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.

^^ LOL



Cogsworth: Well Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. I knew you had it in you, ha ha!

Beast: [sadly] I let her go.

Cogsworth: Yes, yes, splen - You what? How could you do that?

Beast: I had to.

Cogsworth: Yes, but, but, but but why?

Beast: Because I love her.

"Beauty and the Beast"

Dale Cooper: "Ask me why I'm whittling."

Sheriff Truman: "I give up. Why are you whittling?"

Dale Cooper: "Because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not go faster."

Twin Peaks.

Chip: Mama, there's a girl in the castle!

Mrs. Potts: Now Chip, I won't have you making up such stories. Now into the tub.

Chip: But mama!

Featherduster: Madame! There is a girl in the castle!

Chip: See! I told you.

"Beauty and the Beast"

Nicky Santoro: I think I want my money back!

(Casino, 1995)

I love that line

Misty: "Then how about this?"

Gastly: "What's that?"

Misty: "It's a cross. I also got garlic, a steak, and a hammer."

Gastly: "Augh. What do I look like, a vampire or something?"

Pokemon.

"F*** OFF, LAHEY!"

Ricky in Trailer Park Boys

Meowth: "For the first time on TV."

Jessie: "We're proud to present. . ."

James: ". . .Our new Pokémon."

Jessie: "Our Ekans has evolved into. . . ARBOK!"

Arbok: (Comes out) "Char-bok!"

James: "And Koffing is now. . . WEEZING!"

Weezing: (Comes out) "Weezing."

Pokemon.

Tony Soprano: "Enough money in your pocket. What's the story here?" asks his therapist. He is having more panic attacks and growing impatient with Dr. Melfi.

The Sopranos

John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"

Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Jurassic Park.

^^ Good line!



[last lines]

Narrator: And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say.

Farmer Hoggett: That'll do, pig. That'll do.

"Babe"

Homer, sing to the Spiderman theme tune: "Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does." -The Simpsons Movie