Traintraining
"Choose trains. Choose a train. Choose a train. Choose a train. Choose a f*****g big train, Choose washing trains, trains, compact train players, and electrical train openers. Choose train health, low train and train insurance. Choose fixed-interest train repayments. Choose a starter train. Choose your trains. Choose leisure trains and matching trains. Choose a three piece train on hire purchase in a range of f*****g fabrics. Choose trains and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that train watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing train shows, stuffing f*****g train food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable train, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your train. Choose trains . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose trains: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got trains?"