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Dr. Grant: "Mr. Hammond, upon careful consideration I have decided NOT to endorse your park."

John Hammond: "So have I."

- Jurassic Park

[Han answers the intercom after comandeering an attack station]

Han Solo: [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

Voice: What happened?

Han Solo: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Voice: We're sending a squad up.

Han Solo: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?

Han Solo: Uh...

[Han shoots the intercom]

Han Solo: [muttering] Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
- Star Wars episode IV, A New Hope

"Boy, do I hate being right all the time."

(T. Rex roars loudly)

Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park.

Narrator: There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge."

"Babe"

Gaston: "Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking."

Lefou: "A dangerous pastime?"

Gaston: "I know."

Beauty and the Beast.

(For them, anyway!)

^^ Yeah, really!!



Ferdinand: Look, there's something you should know.

Babe: Yes?

Ferdinand: Humans eat ducks!

Babe: [Gasps] I beg your pardon?

Ferdinand: Ah, most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.

Babe: Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.

Ferdinand: Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats - why?

Babe: Well, they're...

Ferdinand: They're indispensable: they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters - why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.

Babe: Right.

Ferdinand: I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh. the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!

"Babe"

Lumiere: "Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents. . . your dinner."

Beauty and the Beast.

Babe: Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!

Sheep: [finally begins to speak] What - what did you say?

"Babe"

"Who are you that would stand against me?"

Smaug in The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.

[first lines]

Narrator: This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken into Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.

"Babe"

Balin: "Bilbo, if there is indeed a live dragon down there, don't waken it."

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

Fly: All right - how did you do it?

Babe: I asked them and they did it. I just asked them nicely.

Fly: We don't ask sheep, dear; we tell them what to do.

Babe: But I did, Mum. They were really friendly.

"Babe"

Smaug: "My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a HURRICANE!"

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

Ferdinand: I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things.

"Babe"

Beorn: "I don't like dwarves. They are greedy and blind, blind to the lives of those they deem lesser than themselves. . . But orcs, I hate more."

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

Babe: Move along there, ya... ya... big buttheads!