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25 Sep 2020, 2:43 am

Add the cheese packet to dry macaroni noodles


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25 Sep 2020, 10:46 am

When a wooden building is deemed unsafe you can hold a party for a hundred people in perfect safety.



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26 Sep 2020, 12:45 am

if you find any rocks that are yellow with red parts, lick 'em.



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26 Sep 2020, 12:52 am

Do what this woman did



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26 Sep 2020, 7:44 am

^^^^ that’s hard to top ^^^^


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26 Sep 2020, 9:02 am

When you see a yellow traffic light accelerate especially if you see traffic in the intersection.



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27 Sep 2020, 3:34 am

kick a cop in the ass.



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27 Sep 2020, 4:04 am

Hug a wild porcupine.



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27 Sep 2020, 4:09 am

"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the p****. You can do anything.”

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27 Sep 2020, 5:45 am

Take fart spray to an Irritable Bowel support group and keep asking who farted.



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27 Sep 2020, 10:42 am

Buy a house in Seattle.
Move there IMMEDIATELY.
(The Seattle City Council just voted to defund their police department.)
In the midst of non-stop riots.
Er, demonstrations, that is.


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27 Sep 2020, 12:22 pm

Snuggle with a blowfish


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27 Sep 2020, 1:12 pm

For Norway's judicial system: Let Anders Behring Breivik out.



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27 Sep 2020, 11:57 pm

"Listen to me carefully, I will say this only once." 8)



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28 Sep 2020, 12:23 am

If your coach has cut you from the team and you feel it was done for discrimination reason, go up to him and tell him "f**k you" to his face.


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28 Sep 2020, 12:33 am

try to reverse the alimentary process.