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03 Feb 2008, 6:07 pm

I wish for trillions of soft silky straps to rain from the sky... and bury me under all of them :D


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03 Feb 2008, 7:10 pm

Granted. You are crushed under their weight. You end up pushed through the Earth into Japan. There you must watch others get sumo wrestler GFs, while you do not.


I wish that I could find that dongle...


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03 Feb 2008, 7:12 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Granted. You are crushed under their weight. You end up pushed through the Earth into Japan. There you must watch others get sumo wrestler GFs, while you do not.


I wish that I could find that dongle...


Granted! but this is a special anal probe dongle you find :lol:

I wish that when it comes the time for me to die that i shall die by method of constriction by an anaconda :lol:


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03 Feb 2008, 7:14 pm

Granted. You are crushed to death by an anaconda. However, it occurs in 0.000348 seconds, leaving you no time to enjoy it. :twisted:



I wish that I could have enough money to cover things.


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03 Feb 2008, 7:15 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Granted. You are crushed to death by an anaconda. However, it occurs in 0.000348 seconds, leaving you no time to enjoy it. :twisted:



I wish that I could have enough money to cover things.


Granted! but not knowing what to cover with it you decide to buy Strapples some more straps!

I wish for the world to buy me things i like and send them to me :D


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03 Feb 2008, 9:14 pm

Granted! But the fed ex planes repeatedly fall to the ocean, everyone has parachutes and survives, but you never recieve your gifts-not ever! you are cursed.

I wish I had a german shepard.


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03 Feb 2008, 9:17 pm

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Granted! But the fed ex planes repeatedly fall to the ocean, everyone has parachutes and survives, but you never recieve your gifts-not ever! you are cursed.

I wish I had a german shepard.


Granted! but it bites you!

I wish i werent always killing threads here on WP


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04 Feb 2008, 6:10 am

Granted, but then other people kill them.

I wish for a new game.


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04 Feb 2008, 7:56 am

Granted, but it's for a console you don't have.

I wish for a litre of Orange Sherbert.


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04 Feb 2008, 8:33 am

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Granted, but it's for a console you don't have.

I wish for a litre of Orange Sherbert.


Granted! but it is molten

(insert a wish appropriate for ME here)


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04 Feb 2008, 8:34 pm

Granted! But someone steals it.

I wish I were 20lbs less heavy!


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04 Feb 2008, 8:35 pm

SeaBright wrote:
Granted! But someone steals it.

I wish I were 20lbs less heavy!


Not Granted! i like heavy girls...

I wish for a warm sticky woman sumo wrestler to lay on top of me (non sexual)


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04 Feb 2008, 8:48 pm

Granted, but she crushes your lungs and you suffocate to death!

I wish for immortality without aging.


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04 Feb 2008, 8:49 pm

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Granted, but she crushes your lungs and you suffocate to death!

I wish for immortality without aging.


Granted! but you will suffer from the back pain!

I wish that she did not crush me and i were able to live under her weight :P


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05 Feb 2008, 7:56 am

Granted , but you keep getting bigger and then explode.

I wish nobody would post spoilers on the internet.


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05 Feb 2008, 9:14 am

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Granted , but you keep getting bigger and then explode.

I wish nobody would post spoilers on the internet.


Granted! they are now on your television screen!

I wish i didnt asplode...


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