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Granted but an asteroid crashes into the moon and knocks it out of orbit. It’s headed for Earth. If only it was made of cheese, it would have burned up in the atmosphere and made it rain fondue. As it is we’re looking at an extinction level event.


I wish I could find a gingerbread house in the woods.

Granted, but the evil witch is waiting to eat you. She eats you alive....slowly, very slowly.

I wish my roommates didn't eat my breakfast casserole.

Granted. But you still don’t have time to eat it, so it won’t be fresh. You even forgot to put it away so it was out all day in the heat. Is it still safe to eat?


I wish I could turn invisible

Granted, but you won't be able to turn back. Won't that be fun when people accidentally sit on you on public transit.

I wish I didn't have to get ready for work today.

Granted, you don't have to. You’ll be fired though.


I wish it was quieter around me now!

Wish granted by the laziest fairy in the Wish Granting Depertment.

She stuffs a marshmallow in each of your ears.

I wish to have an air mattress.


Sylkat

Wish granted, but it will be a mattress in the air and you can't get down.
I wish for a frappe from Starbucks.

Granted, but you accidentally spill it all over you.

I wish to go on a long road trip with the music blaring!

Granted but the CDs will be scratched.
I wish that I could go to the mountains.

Granted, but mountain roads are dangerous this time of year! You will be fishtailing the whole way.

I wish I had a jar a peanut butter to fix the scratches on my CDs.

Granted but you will have an allergic reaction.
I wish that I could cram eleven cookies into your VCR, Shikari.

That actually sounds dirty!

I wish I could stay, but I've got a lot of things to do tonight.

Sorry, I just like your signature. Wish granted but you will have loads of work on your trip.
I wish that I could have a cute elephant like you.

Granted, but mine will always be the cutest of them all.

I wish to not have tons of work on my trip.

Wish granted but you will be bored to death.
I wish I had an evil detector.

Granted. The detector will be evil to you and nice to everyone else.

I wish i didn't get so dizzy.