Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted but he will eat all your food.
I wish that it was December so it could be almost Christmas

granted- and you use your power every year until your 65 and notice are your life used up just to experience one holiday over and over.

I wish it could rain donuts

Yum me too, but it will never stop raining donuts
I wish to eat some

granted- you get the money up for them but your car is out of gas

I wish I could read my mind

Wish granted but you also have to read everybody else's mind.
I wish that I to hold a baby.

Granted. It drools all over you.

I wish politicians were not bought and paid for by lobbyists.

Granted. Now they think for themselves, just when you thought they couldn’t possibly get worse it turns out that it was the lobbyists who kept them in check. We’re doomed!


I wish we weren’t a monarchy.

Granted! Now you're a dictatorship!

I wish people had more common sense.

Granted. But with heightened common sense comes greater understanding of every possible peril and people can no longer make decisions for fear of possible consequences. Humanity develops collective cognitive dissonance.


I wish we were neither a monarchy nor a dictatorship

Granted! You are now an anarchy. Everyone makes there own rules. Your country falls into total chaos!

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted. Now you have 1 photographic memory. Your worst memory is the one memory you remember in every single little detail. You will always picture it perfectly.


I wish we were neither a monarchy, dictatorship nor an anarchy.

Granted. You get a photographic memory and memorize a large amount of information. You get addicted to taking in information to feed your memory. You take in so much that there is nothing left except History Chanel conspiracy theories about aliens. You absorb them. Now you are preoccupied with covering your house with tin foil so the aliens can't read your mind.


I wish for he ability to Google with my brain

Granted! There is no form of government in Norway! There is also no money, no publicly funded services, no public transit, no jobs, and basically no country.

I wish to see the Florence Cathedral someday!

Granted. You get to see it briefly on a bus tour. However, you barely get a glimpse because you were looking out the wrong window.

I wish I could Google using only my brain

Granted, but when you google with your brain...all the ridiculous search results that you would normally find in a google search will get cluttered in your brain. Can you sort through all that?

I wish the cleaning fairies would make their way to my apartment, so I don't have to clean anymore.

Granted. The cleaning fairies clean your apartment perfectly every night. However, their definition of clean involves having no clutter at all. You wake up and all your things are gone. You buy more stuff... go to sleep... wake up nd everything is gone again. But you never have to clean!

I wish an advanced search filter for my brain to deal with all the search results.