Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted but you can't always find the info you want.
I wish everybody had clean water, a home, a chance to get an education,food on their table, and people that love them.

Granted, you have a very advanced search filter. And like everything else that is too advanced it’s too sensitive. It identifies everything to be the wrong result and it takes forever to do so. Effectively, you’ll never surf again.


I wish I inherited a nice sum from an unknown distant relative.

Granted! You inherit millions! Too bad you invested it in an illegal off shore corporation that didn't really exist. That's too bad!

I wish it was Thanksgiving.

Granted but you won't get to eat a lot of good food
I wish wars didn't exist

Granted. You ate raw turkey and ended up extremely sick.

I wish I was a Science Officer on he Enterprise

Granted you will get fired though.
I wish for my last two wishes to be granted and corrupted.

Granted. As are your previous wishes. However they were granted in the form of a virtual reality. The people in the virtual reality figure out it is all fake, and they rebel because they want to experience reality with all its faults. They escape by destroying he virtual reality.

I wish to be allowed back on the Enterprise as a Science Officer.

Wish granted but you can never retire and must work 24/7
I wish for everybody to be happy

Granted, we all pop Prozac now. Weee!!


I wish I had a big house with a large property and had the means to maintain it.

Granted you will live by yourself in that house and feel very lonely.
I wish for some chips and salsa.

Granted. You now have cow chips covered in salsa. Don't try eating those. Gross.

I wish life was meaningful.

Granted. It is meaningful. You just don't know it.
I wish Britney Spears wasn't allowed to sing on TV

Granted but she has been cloned and her clone is allowed to sing on TV… All. The. Time.


I wish I had no neighbors.

Granted but you will never see anyone again
I wish that Hit me Baby One More Time wasn't stuck in my head.

Granted. Now a surgeon will have to operate to take it out.

I wish I had more energy.

Granted. But you get more energy by absorbing it from electricity. You black out a city.

I wish I could travel back in time and stop Bill Gates from creating Windows and encourage everyone to use Linux.