Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! You never get sick, but you can still spread illnesses to other people and get them sick.

I wish to see my sweet great grandma on her upcoming 100th birthday.

Oh! Wow! That's a respectable age.

Granted. You see her from afar but you aren’t invited so you can’t stay.

I wish to not be a carrier.

Yeah, and she has certainly lived through a lot since 1913.

Granted! You carry no diseases or viruses, however, that doesn't keep you from developing annoying conditions.

I wish to be invited to stay.

I bet!


Granted, but your present for her is the exact same thing as 3 other people got her already, and yours is the last one she opens.


I wish to have or develop no annoying conditions.

Granted. Now you develop multiple frustrating conditions.

I wish to beat Kobayashi Maru ( unbeatable test in StarFleet Academy without cheating)

Granted now you can't win at anything else
I wish I could speak 10 languages

Granted! You can speak them, but you keep getting the different languages mixed up in your head.

I wish to be able to visit the Louvre someday.

Granted you never be allowed out though
I wish for a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down.

Granted, but you get diabetes from all the sugar.

I wish I could use an umbrella to fly with.

Wish granted but you won't be practically perfect.
I wish to jump into chalk drawings.

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Granted, but you will be forever covered in chalk.

I wish I could paint in the inside of my apartment. I'm sick of these off white walls.

Wish granted but some little kid will visit your apartment and scribble in them
I wish to set fire to the rain.

Granted, but now everything catches on fire.

I wish I could meet Adele.

Wish granted but you can't go without me.
I wish to hear Adele sing live.

Granted, but there are technical difficulties with the sound equipment. You won't be able to hear her sing.

I wish to go back to New Orleans and eats lots of yummy food in the French Quarter.