What's Your Line?

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Gollum: "Is he lost?"

Bilbo Baggins: "Yes, yes, and I want to get unlost. . . as soon as possible!"

Gollum: "Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark. . . SHUT UP!"

Bilbo Baggins: "I didn't say anything."

Gollum: "Wasn't talking to you!"

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Rex: You and I are descended from the great sheepdogs. We carry the bloodline of the ancient Bahou. We stand for something! And today I watched in shame as all that was betrayed.

Fly: Rex, dear. He's just a little pig.

Rex: All the greater the insult!

"Babe"

Leonard: "Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?"

Sheldon: "Well, it's very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists, with nothing to lose, I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle."

Leonard: "One more floor and I'd be the pulled muscle."

The Big Bang Theory.

Babe: I'm sorry I bit you. Are you all right?

Sheep: Well, I wouldn't call that a bite myself. You got teeth in that floppy mouth of yours or just gums?

[Babe bursts out laughing and so does the other sheep]

Maa: You see, ladies? A heart of gold.

"Babe"

Tony Montana: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of f***in' a****les. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f***in' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' So. . . what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

Scarface.

Babe: Was Rex a champion?

Fly: He had the makings of the greatest champion there ever was. But it wasn't to be.

Babe: What happened?

Fly: A while back, when Rex was in his prime, the winter rains brought a great flood to the valley. Rex and the Boss got most of the flock onto the high ground. Then Rex went back to look for the strays. He found them. They'd been stranded by the rising water. He tried to herd them across to safety, but they wouldn't budge. Too scared and too stupid to save their own skins. It was freezing cold and the water kept rising. Rex stayed with them right through the night. By morning, the sheep were drowned. And when they found Rex, he was barely alive.

Babe: Oh, Mum.

Fly: Two weeks' rest in front of the fire saw him back on his feet, but his *hearing* was never the same again. He'd never want anyone to know, but... he's almost totally deaf.

Babe: Is that why he's so - you know - angry?

Fly: That's not the half of it. All this was barely a month before the Grand National Challenge. He tried his best, but he couldn't hear the Boss's calls, and it slowed him up. The cold truth is that, but for the stupidity of sheep, Rex would've been the champion of champions.

"Babe"

Tony Montana: "You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

Scarface.

[first lines]

[in a classroom in 1968]

Nun: Who can name all the apostles? Yes, Delores?

Little Delores: John, Paul, George... and Ringo!

[the children laugh]

Nun: Delores Wilson, you are the most unruly, disobedient girl in this school! Now, I want you to march right up to that blackboard and write the names of all the apostles alphabetically.

[Little Delores walks up to the blackboard and writes "John, Paul, Peter" and "Elvis" in big letters, underlined. The children laugh again]

Nun: This is enough! You are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you. Mark my words, Delores. If you continue on this disruptive track, it will lead straight to the devil. Have you any idea what girls like you become?

[Little Delores smiles]

"Sister Act"

Elvira Hancock: "*How dare you talk to me like that!* What makes you so much better than me? What do you do? Kill people? Deal your drugs? Real contribution to human history, Tony! What makes you think you can be a father? You don't even know how to be a good husband!"

Scarface.

Delores: [prays] Bless us, oh Lord, for these Thy gifts which we are about to receive. And yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I will fear no hunger. We want you to give us this day, our daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands, and by the power invested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

"Sister Act"

Man: "You're not the sheriff."

Catcus Jack: "I lied."

The Villain.

Biker #2: This turns into a nun's bar, I'm outta here.

"Sister Act"

"Laugh it up, fuzz ball."

Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back.

Eddie: Where are you going?

Delores: I'm going to the little nun's room, nosy!

"Sister Act"

"Thieves! You should be ashamed of yourselves! How can people who are Pokemon trainers steal other trainers Pokemon?"

Morty in Pokemon.

Willy: What is she doin'?

Joey: Oh, my God. She's prayin'.

Delores: Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doin' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! So he's called upon these 2 men to take care of his business! So I want you to forgive them, Lord. Espectum, espertum, cacoomb, toutu, eplubium. Amen!

Willy, Joey: Amen.

[Delores whacks them in their crotches and darts off]

"Sister Act"