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28 Sep 2020, 3:31 am

Install lots of toolbars on your PC and it will run so much faster.



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26 Aug 2021, 1:50 pm

Driving with eyes closed is pretty relaxing, although the awakening might be quite rough...



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26 Aug 2021, 1:55 pm

Drinking 99% isopropyl alcohol is a cheap, easy way to get drunk.



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26 Aug 2021, 4:14 pm

The cure for insanity is just plane craziness .


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26 Aug 2021, 4:29 pm

Exaggerate in ways that can't be matched!


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28 Aug 2021, 3:56 am

Protesting on something that never happened will raise your social status.



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28 Aug 2021, 8:51 am

Betta fish are very social and need four others crammed into a gallon bowl with them.



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28 Aug 2021, 8:54 am

yoga feels great with a sprained ankle

try it sometime!


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28 Aug 2021, 9:00 am

Do nothing every day.


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28 Aug 2021, 9:01 am

Trust *everyone*. :mrgreen:



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28 Aug 2021, 11:29 am

Eat lots of sprouts before you go to a party. This will ensure you are centre of attention.



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28 Aug 2021, 11:31 am

Shave your double coated dog. In the winter.



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28 Aug 2021, 11:52 am

Make sure you swerve while driving headlong into traffic..... 8O


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28 Aug 2021, 11:53 am

Tell people you're having a mental health crisis, but refuse to tell them why.


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28 Aug 2021, 11:54 am

Drink a container of concentrated coffee that is supposed to be diluted in water and amounts to 1000mg of caffeine. I've never done this before because teenagers are not dumb at all, and I definitely did not vomit profusely for 4-6 hours.



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28 Aug 2021, 11:57 am

Jack your electric bill by putting the TV on with a blank screen for the whole day, because your ADHD makes you forget to select a show.


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