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05 Feb 2008, 7:55 pm

Granted. However, you instead implode.


I wish that I had enough money to fuel my dreams.


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05 Feb 2008, 7:56 pm

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Granted. However, you instead implode.


I wish that I had enough money to fuel my dreams.


Granted! but your dream is to get millions of straps now :P

I wish to not explode or implode under my girlfriends pressure :P


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05 Feb 2008, 10:16 pm

Granted... but now you are completely unable to move and waste away under your girlfriend.

I wish the environment was clean again, just the way it was before mankind ruined it.


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05 Feb 2008, 10:19 pm

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Granted... but now you are completely unable to move and waste away under your girlfriend.

I wish the environment was clean again, just the way it was before mankind ruined it.


Granted! but mankind must be killed to do so...

I wish i could live off of my girlfriend and not die


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05 Feb 2008, 10:50 pm

Granted! But you get so bored with living underneath your girlfriend that you take your own life to spare yourself the monotony!

I wish things (including human bones and tissue) would never break down or fall apart.


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05 Feb 2008, 10:51 pm

Aaron_Mason wrote:
Granted! But you get so bored with living underneath your girlfriend that you take your own life to spare yourself the monotony!

I wish things (including human bones and tissue) would never break down or fall apart.


Granted! but now cemetary people hate your guts since they cant reuse plots after 100 years

I wish horror films didnt exist


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05 Feb 2008, 11:42 pm

Granted! However the first time you find something freaky, you'll be completely unprepared for it!

I wish I could have the chance to see a ghost.


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05 Feb 2008, 11:43 pm

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Granted! However the first time you find something freaky, you'll be completely unprepared for it!

I wish I could have the chance to see a ghost.


Granted! no corruption

I wish your avatar werent broken


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06 Feb 2008, 7:41 am

Granted, but then his avatar turns out to be an extremely nude image and he is banned.

I wish my tap would stop leaking.


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06 Feb 2008, 8:29 am

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Granted, but then his avatar turns out to be an extremely nude image and he is banned.

I wish my tap would stop leaking.


Granted! it now flows like there is no tomorrow (even when turned off)

I wish there were more people in the world who are obsessed with straps like me... and not from a fetishistic view, i know lots of people with fetish and it just does not fit correctly...


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06 Feb 2008, 9:10 am

Granted, but then straps become a must have fashion item and you are forced to pay huge sums to keep up.

I wish my cat would stop shedding his fur on my bed.



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06 Feb 2008, 9:20 am

Pez201 wrote:
Granted, but then straps become a must have fashion item and you are forced to pay huge sums to keep up.

I wish my cat would stop shedding his fur on my bed.


Granted! he sheds in your mouth :P

I wish i OWNED the companies that make straps :P (bodypoint & therafin corp)


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06 Feb 2008, 9:48 am

Granted, but then straps fall out of fashion, no one buys any, and you are left bankrupt. :(

I wish my cat would start shedding outside on the lawn.



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06 Feb 2008, 9:50 am

Pez201 wrote:
Granted, but then straps fall out of fashion, no one buys any, and you are left bankrupt. :(

I wish my cat would start shedding outside on the lawn.


Granted! but now the neighbors complain to the city and your cat is impounded

(do i still have all the straps in the company warehouses?)


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06 Feb 2008, 6:36 pm

Granted: The straps are in the warehouse,yet thier is a fire and the straps are gone.

I wish: I wish I could be understood.


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06 Feb 2008, 6:37 pm

preludeman wrote:
Granted: The straps are in the warehouse,yet thier is a fire and the straps are gone.

I wish: I wish I could be understood.


Granted! you are understood but no one likes you anymore

I wish my warehouse didnt catch fire and that i could live in my warehouse :D


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