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Granted but you will become addicted to the food.
I wish X factor was on

I'll take that risk..lol! So worth it.

Granted, but that's the only show that will ever be on.

I wish I could beat this evil level on Candy Crush.

Wish granted but after that you can never play Candy Crush again
I wish that it was November 22 at midnight

That's probably for the best.

Wish granted. It is Nov. 22 at midnight, but the clock stops...time stops! You are stuck at midnight, and therefore you won't be able to see the new Hunger Games movie (which is what I think you are anticipating).

I wish for time to never get stuck at midnight preventing me from seeing The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

Wish granted but it will freeze for the next movie you see.
I wish for time not to freeze for me.

Granted! Now time moves in fast forward, and you won't be able to keep up.

I wish to be more decisive about things.

Wish granted but you will always make bad choices
I wish that mom would not play Les Miserables without telling me.

Granted. She calls you in school to tell you that she’ll play it now. Isn’t it good to know?


I wish things were different.

Granted. Now your entire life is different. You don't know who your friends are, who your family are, where you live or what you do for work. You are extremely confused.


I wish I had more vacation time.

Granted! You have two more weeks of vacation time, but it will worst two weeks of your life. Everything that can go wrong does go wrong.

I wish I could get over this wicked cold/sinus infection and migraines.

Granted, you’re over them, but you break your leg.

I wish my head wasn’t killing me today.

Granted! Now your stomach is killing you.

I wish never break any bones.

Granted, but your achilles sinew goes.


I wish to not have my stomach killing me.

Granted! You stomach isn't killing you. Now it's simply annoying you.

I wish to never have problems with my Achilles tendon, or anything else.

Granted. You’ll be hit by a meteor tomorrow though, but it was nice to be well while it lasted, right?

I wish to have NO annoying conditions at all.

Granted! You are the picture of health, with no conditions, no syndromes, no diseases, no illnesses, no infections, no viruses, no deformities of any kind....not a thing! However, since you are the perfect human specimen, doctors everywhere use you for experiments and study you.

I wish for perfect 20/20 vision, and no astigmatism.