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Granted! They just keep on going and going, but they are so noisy that they begin to drive you insane. You hear them in your dreams....you hear them all the time.

I wish to not have any cursed clothing!

Haha, they can’t be worse than when our new neighbors were redecorating during the day and then went back to their old place at night. One evening all the dust from whatever they were doing set off the fire alarm and it howled all night and didn’t stop until around 7 in the morning. That was a bit annoying!

Granted. But you’ll never find anything with that special quality either. All colors look bleak after that.

I wish the neighbors below us hadn't moved to my staircase.

I bet!

Granted! The staircase was left alone, but you always seem to stumble down those particular stairs. All other staircases are fine, but for some reason you fall down your staircase almost everyday. Sometimes you even fall up the stairs.

I wish I knew who A is on Pretty Little Liars.

I’m even falling up the stairs now? And some people think the laws of gravity can't be rewritten.

Granted. Now you know that A is [censored by Wrong Planet’s word censor]. Hope that won’t ruin the series for you! Edit: Oh no! It didn’t go through? Oh well, can’t be helped Guess you’ll never know then… So sad!

I wish religion was never allowed to influence politics!

Granted, but politics will always be screwed up.

I wish politicians would get their act together!!

Yeah, but the Christian party is trying to set equality back decades, and the new government is somewhat letting them.

Granted. They become very effective, but all their decisions are still the wrong ones. What a shock, eh?

I wish the world was secular.

Granted, but world will always always have major problems with or without the influence of religion.

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted. You have a puppy. It’s such a sweet and cute and lovable little puppy. It’s friendly and playful, adorable and loving. You play with it every day and have so much fun with it. You couldn’t love it more. But when you got it, it was made clear that you had to keep the puppy’s original name. That awful name! You can’t stand that name. It’s embarrassing to use it. Every time you call it, you say: “Come, [insert name] !"

Think that’s far-fetched? It isn’t. When we got our replacement dog Viggo we kept his name, since he was 4 and a half years old. At first I thought his name was awful. I felt like whispering his name at first. Then I got used to it and it became soft and good, like him.


I wish I wasn’t so confused right now.

Why are you confused?

Granted! You aren't confused right now, but you will be later on and you will continue be confused.

I wish to give my puppy a name that I choose, and that I wasn't feeling so nervous.

Because… sometimes I just don’t see things coming. And I just never ever would’ve thought…
Why are you nervous?

Granted. You change its name, but it won’t obey its new name. This puppy wants its own name back!
You're not nervous, but your poor puppy is.

I wish I could think clearer and knew what to say. I wish I knew how to deal with things.

Well, that statement makes me a bit uneasy.
I'm nervous because of some things I have to do this week, and it's keeping me awake right now.

Granted! You think crystal clear now and you always know just what to say and how to deal with things. However, these special abilities come at a price. Everyone in the world come to you for advice all day everyday.

I wish I could forget about things.

I’m sure you’ll find that they go better than you fear, my friend. It’ll be for the best. I mean, they're necessary, and will be part of the process.


Granted. You now forget everything so easily. The doctors do all sorts of tests to find out if you have dementia, but no, there’s nothing wrong, you’re just extremely forgetful. Who are you? Where you were going? You have no idea.

I wish to get real well paid for being so wise and clear-headed and giving such awesome advice! In all modesty I also wish to be paid well for being such an awesome person, period.

I hope so!

Granted! You get paid well for your awesome advice, wisdom, being clear-headed, and for your overall awesomeness (which btw you are), but robbers break in and still all that money that you acquired.

I hope to never get any form of dementia.

I hope so too! Try to make the best of it and try to find community with those in the same situation and allow yourself to feel what you feel and take the time you need to deal with the things you need. Know that you’ll be in the thoughts of those who care about you! I know that’s not helping but well-wishing is all I have. Heaven knows I wish you well!
Thanks for finding me awesome! I think you’re great and absolutely wonderful, but you already know that.

Granted. You’ll never get dementia. (Didn’t I already make that clear in my post above?) Anyway, you’ll still be forgetful though. You didn’t wish that part away!

I wish no robbers steal my hard-earned money!

Granted, you put all the total BS out of your mind. Too bad so much of it was BS!

I wish to never have any fire, mysterious or not, to destroy anything I have. And I want my money to be safe! People bother me all the time now so I deserve the cash!