Corrupt A Wish

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Oh, no!

Granted! Your precious money will always be safe, but you foolish spend it all in one place. You will never see that lump sum again, nor will you ever make that much again as you days of advice are now far back in the past.

I wish I lived closer to my bf.

Granted. But you won’t see him much since you spend so much time commuting to work.

I wish to never do anything dumb! At all!

Granted! You spray yourself with smarticle particles so you don't do anything dumb, but it turns out the particles cause kidney failure! Your kidneys start to fail, and you now have to be hooked up to a dialysis machine for 6 hours a day, 3 times a week to wash your blood.

I wish to never have a long commute to work.

Granted. But now you live even further away from your BF and you hate your job.

I wish to never have my kidneys fail!

Sad day!

Granted! Your kidneys never fail you, but you get trampled by some people in mass chaos. Your liver is so badly damaged from the incident, and it takes you weeks to recover from your injuries, but your kidneys are in tip top shape.

I wish to not be dead tired tomorrow because I'm still awake playing corrupt a wish.

Granted. I certainly don’t want you to go, but maybe you should go get some sleep.

I wish for all my organs to be in tip top shape.

Granted! Your organs are all perfect, but too bad your bones aren't. They are brittle and they break easily. You have broken all the bones in your body at least once.

I wish that I actually took the time to proof read.

Granted. But it’ll make you so slow to post you always have to rewrite it because there have been like ten replies since you started writing yours.

I wish to never break a bone and to not have brittle bones.

Granted! No broken or brittle bones. Not even in old age. However, the cartilage around your bones starts to degenerate causing your joints to rub up against each other. You are are in extreme pain, and now you must have all your major joints replaced. Such as your hips, knees, and shoulders.

I wish to never have to write and rewrite things because people keep posting before I have a chance to finish what I write.

Granted. Now you’re back to earning your title as the Queen of Typos!

I wish for my cartilage to not degenerate, and to never have to have any sort of joint replacement!

Granted! No degeneration or joint replacements for you, but you have extensive nerve damage.

I wish I could think of something else besides food and illnesses/conditions to corrupt in this game.

Granted. You can now think of other ways to corrupt. It requires wishes that can’t easily be corrupted that way, though, and I’m not gonna help you there because….

I wish to never have extensive nerve damage either!!

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Wish granted but you will have muscle aches all the time.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayar Wiener

Granted, but you eventually become the dinner of the laziest man in town.

I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsay.

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