What's Your Line?

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The Log Lady: "Someday my log has something to say about this."

Twin Peaks.

Chester Kent: "Listen, Nan, send a new boy and girl on right away, and make sure they're not in love with each other."

Nan Prescott: "Right."

Chester Kent: "Uh, get a couple already married."

Footlight Parade.

Reverend Mother: Girl groups? Boogie-woogie on the piano? What were you thinking?

Delores: I was thinkin' more like Vegas, y'know, get some butts in the seats.

Reverend Mother: And what next? Popcorn? Curtain calls? This is not a theater or a casino.

Delores: Yeah, but that's the problem. See, people like going to theaters, and they like going to casinos, but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag. But we could change all that, see? We could pack this joint.

Reverend Mother: Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!

[in the hall, Monsignor O'Hara enters]

Monsignor O'Hara: Excuse me.

[he listens to the argument between Delores and Reverend Mother]

Delores: How can you say that? I worked my butt off with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're GOOD! I mean, sister, we could, we could ROCK this place!

Reverend Mother: OUT of the question! As of tomorrow, Mary Lazarus resumes her leadership of the choir.

[Monsignor knocks on the door]

Reverend Mother: COME IN!

"Sister Act"

Don Draper: "What do you want me to say?"

Mad Men.

Sister Mary Robert: Reverend Mother, I know you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree but we have to help her. Please.

Sister Mary Patrick: We've gotta save her.

Sister Mary Lazarus: We can't leave it up to the Feds.

"Sister Act"

Major General Colt: "You're the guys who are supposed to be fighting this battle, and you don't even know where in the h*ll it is! Well, I'll tell you where it is! It's 30 miles beyond where you thought it was, Booker!"

Kelly's Heroes.

Eddie: Deloris, look. Vince knows you're here. We gotta get out now.

Delores: Oh, but I can't go. We're singin' for the Pope tomorrow.

Eddie: Listen! You gonna be singin' for St. Peter if you don't get your ass outta here now!

"Sister Act"

Oddball: "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

Moriarty: "Crap!"

Kelly's Heroes.

Monsignor O'Hara: You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.

Reverend Mother: I lied.

"Sister Act"

Oddball: "To a New Yorker like you, a Hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on 3 Tigers."

Kelly's Heroes.

Vince: Is it done?

Willy: Not completely.

Vince: What do you mean?

Joey: Vince, we can't waste a nun.

Vince: What are you two nuts talking about? It's Delores, in a costume.

Willy: How do you know she didn't sign up and become one of them when she was there? Things like this happen.

Vince: [frustrated sigh] Because I know this woman. In the biblical sense and she ain't no nun.

"Sister Act"

Sherlock: "Brilliant, Anderson."

Anderson: "Really?"

Sherlock: "Yes, brilliant impression of an idiot."

Sherlock.

Vince: [refuses to shoot Delores] Joey, do it.

Joey: I can't, Vince. She's still a nun.

Vince: She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!

Reverend Mother: I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!

Willy: Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?

"Sister Act"

Vic Mackey: "Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop."

The Shield.

Gordon: Sally, you've never seen a street like Sesame Street before. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!

"Sesame Street" (1969)

Vic Mackey: "Well, maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo."

The Shield.