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28 Aug 2021, 12:01 pm

Related, jack your parents water bill because you are a sensory seeking autistic child and love running your hands under the sink for a half hour straight every time you enter the bathroom.



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28 Aug 2021, 12:08 pm

Related, jack your food bill by having a power cut all night and letting things rot.


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28 Aug 2021, 12:16 pm

in heaven there is no beer.



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28 Aug 2021, 12:23 pm

auntblabby wrote:
in heaven there is no beer.

I guess I want to go to hell then. 8O Do you have any advice on how to get there? :lol:



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28 Aug 2021, 5:52 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
in heaven there is no beer.

I guess I want to go to hell then. 8O Do you have any advice on how to get there? :lol:

this is the bad advice thread so i was precaricating when i should have been bad advicing, oops :oops: :mrgreen: IOW the truth of the matter is that there IS beer in heaven, as ben franklin said about how beer was proof that god loves us :hic: :drunken: :colors: and if ya wanna go to hell, the road to hell is paved with good intentions ;)



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29 Aug 2021, 10:19 am

What brand of Beer? please? :jester:


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29 Aug 2021, 10:50 am

Give a porcupine a hug.



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29 Aug 2021, 3:50 pm

Jakki wrote:
What brand of Beer? please? :jester:

molsen golden. :hic: :drunken: :colors: :mrgreen:



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29 Aug 2021, 4:02 pm

auntblabby wrote:
Jakki wrote:
What brand of Beer? please? :jester:

molsen golden. :hic: :drunken: :colors: :mrgreen:


:mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D ......... :D :D :D :D


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29 Aug 2021, 4:21 pm

Try to get your dog to pick up his bed and move it to another room like he does with toys, only to accidentally teach him to treat his bed like a chew toy.



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29 Aug 2021, 4:24 pm

Jakki wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Jakki wrote:
What brand of Beer? please? :jester:

molsen golden. :hic: :drunken: :colors: :mrgreen:


:mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: :D ......... :D :D :D :D

yes, that is heaven's own beer, and just as rare.



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30 Aug 2021, 7:46 am

To test power outlets insert a fork in each hole and ensure you are holding them tightly.



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30 Aug 2021, 5:00 pm

if you have to slip and fall. make sure it is in front of truck on a very busy highway . :skull:


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30 Aug 2021, 8:16 pm

a long swim near Antarctica is quite refreshing.



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30 Aug 2021, 10:17 pm

Listen to gang-stalkers.
They have the best intentions at heart. 8)



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30 Aug 2021, 10:19 pm

maycontainthunder wrote:
Give a porcupine a hug.


Piss orf a skunk with functioning anal glands. 8)