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06 Feb 2008, 6:40 pm

Granted: There is no fire, yet you become bored with living in the warehouse, and sell it.

Wish: I wish for "fat-free pizza."


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06 Feb 2008, 6:41 pm

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Granted: There is no fire, yet you become bored with living in the warehouse, and sell it.

Wish: I wish for "fat-free pizza."


Granted! but there is no pizza on the plate... becasue ALL pizza contains some amount of fat...

I wish i didnt sell my warehouse (you may as well just do a no corruption grant here)


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06 Feb 2008, 6:57 pm

You win Strapples.


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06 Feb 2008, 6:58 pm

preludeman wrote:
You win Strapples.


Unable to grant wish... wish not found...

I wish to have MOAR straps in my warehouse :D


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07 Feb 2008, 12:19 am

Granted! But they're all cheap knock-offs.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.


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07 Feb 2008, 3:58 am

Granted, but someone accidentally shoots you.

I wish that the force was real.


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07 Feb 2008, 8:52 am

Granted, but you cannot control it and send yourself flying. It then corrupts you and you lose your sanity.


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08 Feb 2008, 7:35 pm

Granted. No corruption. :wink:

I wish that the above poster had actually posted a wish.


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08 Feb 2008, 7:38 pm

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Granted. No corruption. :wink:

I wish that the above poster had actually posted a wish.


Granted! they wished to be hugged by you... could be a good or bad thing ;)

i wish to be hugged by every single member of wrongplanet who likes me


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08 Feb 2008, 7:40 pm

Granted. However, you quickly find out no one likes you...

Just kidding. :lol:



I wish that I could have some tea right now.


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08 Feb 2008, 7:43 pm

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Granted. However, you quickly find out no one likes you...

Just kidding. :lol:



I wish that I could have some tea right now.


Granted! you have your tea but it burns a hole in your neck because its so freaking hot!

I wish that everyone who likes me on WP would come here and lay on top of me (non sexually)


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08 Feb 2008, 8:11 pm

Errrr....
Granted, but everyone had eaten a crapload of food before doing so...

I wish that I WAS HOME, PLAYING CITY OF HEROES!! !




Double XP weekend... T^T


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08 Feb 2008, 8:14 pm

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Errrr....
Granted, but everyone had eaten a crapload of food before doing so...

I wish that I WAS HOME, PLAYING CITY OF HEROES!! !




Double XP weekend... T^T


uhh... woudlnt that be a good thing... they would be squishier and heavier :D

Granted! no corruption... i have no idea what the heck a double XP weekend is...

i wish for trillions of straps to rain from the sky and bury me in their soft neoprene-ness :D


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09 Feb 2008, 4:12 am

Granted, but you can't get out and die. :wink:

I wish I were taller.



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09 Feb 2008, 10:03 am

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Granted, but you can't get out and die. :wink:

I wish I were taller.


I wish tutufairy made a wish....

I wish to not die :P


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09 Feb 2008, 11:05 am

Granted but you cannot marry anyone because it would hurt so much when they have to die while you live on, and you are wanted by the police for carrying ancient relics.

I wish Strapples knew which film I was referring to.


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