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Granted. It’s Saturday. In Australia! You still have to wait most of the day for it.

I wish I knew what pumpkin tasted like.

Pumpkin is awesome!! !! I love it!

Granted, but it turns out you are allergic to it, and you have to be rushed to the hospital because your airway is closing up.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie or cake right now.

I wouldn’t know, never tasted it.

Granted, but you’ll choke on it and suffocate, and there is no-one there to help. In your struggle, your hand hit the pumpkin pie with such force it’s thrown out the window. Bye, bye yummy pie! You finally manage to spit up the piece that nearly suffocated you, but the pie is gone and you still really crave it. You’re no closer to enjoying it than you were.

I wish I didn’t have such a craving for pizza!

If you ever get the chance to try it, I highly recommend it. Though it seems that foreigners don't tend to love pumpkin as much as Americans do.

Granted! Now you have a craving for liver. You never thought that would happen did ya?

I wish to go to sleep now.

Same as goat cheese then. Foreigners don’t like it, but we use it a lot.

Will. Never. Happen. Not liver

Goodnight then!

I wish to find Nemo lol

I like feta. It's made from goat milk and sheep milk.

Granted! You find Nemo, but you can never find Dory!

I wish...well, goodnight!

well, we call it goat cheese, but our brown cheese is a mix between goat milk and cow milk. It tastes awesome with chocolate milk!

I don’t think even Dory can find Dory!

Nite!

I wish I could find Squirt and Crush!

Granted. You find both sodas but they've been contaminated with nuclear fallout.

I wish I owned a Mercedes Benz.

@Skilpadde
Feta is specifically Greek cheese.
I had to look up what brown cheese was . Are you referring to brunost? Caramelized whey cheese? That sounds interesting.

@redrobin62
Granted, but your new car gets dinged in the parking lot.

I wish I had a pretty bouquet of my favorite flowers.

Granted, but they come with killer bees.

(Didn't know about feta being specifically Greek. Supermarkets here also sell "Danish feta", so I had to look it up.)

I wish I had a catapult.

Oh, I forgot about Danish feta, but that kind of feta doesn't crumble like the Greek feta. When I think of feta, I think of the Greek kind, not the Danish kind made from cows milk.

Granted! You have a catapult! You start launching big rocks and everyone of them end up crashing through your house.

I wish it was 4PM in my time zone.

All this talk of feta cheese has me craving a gyro right now!

Your 4PM wish is granted, but there's a solar eclipse and pitch black outside.

I wish I had an endless supply of beer.

Granted. It all arrives at one time and you have to swim in it.

I wish to sleep in today.

granted- you get 12hours of sleep, 2hours at a time

I wish I had a hammer

You can have a glass hammer.

I wish my tea will be nice.

Your tea will be soooo nice, but word will get around, and you will have daily visitors requesting your tea.
I wish my feet would never hurt.