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Granted! They move away, but now you have even more noisy neighbors.

I wish my sleeping schedule hasn't been so messed up over the last couple of weeks.

Granted. But the only way you manage that is by going to sleep very early. You wake up, go to work, come home, go to sleep. Doesn’t that sound like fun?

I wish to neither live in the sticks nor in a place overrun with people.

Granted! You live in the perfect sized place. Too bad this locations water is highly contaminated.

I wish to do more than sleep and go to work.

Granted. You also do your chores. Then you go to sleep.

I wish I could see a truly magnificent aurora borealis. (Sure I've seen it, but nothing like the awesome ones they get up north)

Granted! You see the most beautiful aurora borealis anyone has ever seen, but you go blind quickly thereafter. You will never see those northern lights again.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

Granted. The horn keep puncturing everything.

I wish to get away to where no one could find me.

Granted. You're now a ghoti out of water. Ain't nobody gonna be looking for a ghoti there.

Breathe the free air, little ghotie!

Fishy, fish, I wish I had an Ace of Spades.

Wish granted. You are the ace of spades though
I wish that I could go iceskating

Granted, but go skating on a frozen lake. There are areas of the lake where the ice isn't solid enough. You didn't notice the warning signs and you accidentally fall through the ice.

I wish people would learn to let things go.

Granted. They drop what they were holding on to down to you.

I wish for the computer not to crash.

Granted. It’ll catch fire though.


I wish I could have my children’s story published.

Granted! It is published, but no one reads it.

I wish for a new hair style.

Granted. You get a retro beehive do. You’re familiar with that urban legend, right? Yep, your hair becomes home to hungry brain eating arachnids.


I wish for my book to be a huge success.

OMG!! !

Granted! It is a top seller and you make your fortune, but you spend all your money and you are never able to get another book published. You are back to how things were before your successful book was published.

I wish the 1960s hairstyle never happened! Same goes for the 70s and 80s.

Granted. They haven’t happened. They are to come throughout the next decades instead. And with their coming comes new opportunities for... dare I say it... hungry you-know-whats!

I wish I could live here (without whoever lives there now)
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Ellidaey, Iceland

I've seen that picture before!

Granted, but the sea levels rise to dramatically that your dream house is now underwater.

I wish I had me some cupcakes as cute as this.