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Wish granted but it will burn you.
I wish for lunch. I am hungry

Granted, but your lunch is burnt.

I wish for a certain someone in my life to stop being so inconsiderate of anyone but himself.

Wish granted now you will be the inconsiderate one.
I wish I could go scuba diving

Granted, but you run out of oxygen.

I wish for that said inconsiderate person to leave me alone.

Wish granted now nobody will leave you alone.
I wish to watch Annie

Granted! It playing on TV. Right in the middle of her singing Tomorrow, the power goes out!

I wish I had more patience lately.

Wish granted but you will lose track of time because you are too patient
I wish for a coke.

Granted! You get the very last coke on earth, and it spews all over you.

I wish I had more wishes, but I don't right now.

Wish granted but it leaves you in discontentment.
I wish for my friend to come over

Granted, but your friend is in a terrible mood.

I wish I didn't have all this paperwork to do..blah!

Wish granted now you have a lot of housework.
I wish to visit my friend who is now in college.

Granted, but your college friend will be too busy with college stuff to spend quality time with you.

I wish the house fairies would always keep my apartment spotless, and put everything back in its place.

Wish granted but they won't let you pull anything out of place when you need it.
I wish for some Halloween candy

Granted, but your family eats most of it before you have a chance to eat them.

I wish to go on a safari someday.

Wish granted but it will be pouring
I wish for some new earrings

Granted! You receive earrings as a gift. Too bad you find them hideous.

I wish beautiful sunsets lasted longer.