Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 11:06 am
I wish Strapples knew which film I was referring to.
Not Granted! unable to do that since i dont know which film you are referring to
I wish to be buried in molasses (thats very sticky)
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09 Feb 2008, 11:56 am
Granted, but it will be sugar free.
I wish i had a pizza.
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Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 11:58 am
I wish i had a pizza.
Granted! but its from a high school cafeteria... extremely greasy and heart attacky
I wish to be hugged extremely tight by a warm sticky female sumo wrestler with arms so huge they mummy wrap me completely
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09 Feb 2008, 12:01 pm
Granted, but you will wake up realizing it was a dream.
I wish i had super powers.
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Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 12:02 pm
I wish i had super powers.
Granted! you have the power to flush toilets with your mind
I wish i didnt wake up
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09 Feb 2008, 12:07 pm
Granted but since you are dreaming you cant post on WP. 
I wish I had a Ferrari.
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Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 12:08 pm
I wish I had a Ferrari.
Granted! its a broken ferrari that will never be fixable
I wish to never wake up from said dream and always be snuggly wrapped up in my girlfriends warm sticky arms
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09 Feb 2008, 12:13 pm
Granted, she will have the worlds worst onion breath.
I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable!
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Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 12:16 pm
I wish for a wish that is uncorruptable! Granted! you wish to be buried in trillions of sweaty warm sumo wrestler girls
(hmm how would i smell her onion breath totally wrapped up in her arms?)
I wish for my girlfriend to hug me even tighter
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09 Feb 2008, 12:34 pm
Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 12:37 pm
I wish telekenetic powers.
Granted! no corruption
I wish for me to not feel any pain as my ribs and all bones get pulverized into dust by my girlfriends ultra tight hug
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09 Feb 2008, 12:43 pm
Granted, you feel no pain. Nor do you feel any other sensation (not even your girlfriend hugging you)
I wish for Lord Fluffy the loveable to spring forth from the center of the earth and consume the living AND the dead!
(How are you going to corrupt a wish for the end of all humanity I wonder 
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Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 12:44 pm
I wish for Lord Fluffy the loveable to spring forth from the center of the earth and consume the living AND the dead!
(How are you going to corrupt a wish for the end of all humanity I wonder
)Not Granted! wish cannot be granted due to a MYSQL table parse error
I wish i could feel the pressure of my girlfriend hugging me...
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09 Feb 2008, 4:42 pm
Oh no you don't
Untill I get my wish corrupted you wont get yours either!
Now I wish for the end of all humanity!
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09 Feb 2008, 4:44 pm
Strapples
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09 Feb 2008, 5:17 pm
I wish that I could have gone bowling today.
Granted! But you sucked so bad you wish to never bowl again
No corruptions please! I wish dad were done moving furniture in the living room and got the Internet plugged in again
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