Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted, but you have to work this night instead, and you’re late!


I wish I could find a hidden clan of Neanderthals.

It's already Wednesday here.

Granted, but they attack you!

I wish for patience, lots and lots of patience to deal with a particular family member.

Oh sorry, I was too late then.

Granted. You have all the patience in the world but it might still not be enough. They’ll still chafe on your patience.

I wish people weren’t so good at testing one’s patience.

Granted! I'm so not corrupting that.

I wish that the particular person who is testing my patience would stop already. It's been like 20 years!

Granted. But they’ll spend the next 20 years pestering you with something else.

I wish people wouldn’t act like that.

That is most likely going to happen.

Granted, now they act like perfect angels (which can be equally annoying).

I wish people would stop tearing each other down.

So sorry, that sucks!

Yeah, perfect angels might even be worse. Or at the very least as bad.

I’m not touching that, not contributing in making this a worse world.

I wish my net wasn’t so slow right now, I’m this close to throwing my computer out the window!

Granted! It's runs so fast that it starts to heat up and it catches on fire. Bye bye computer.

I wish someone would share with me a good ghost story. I love them!

I love ghost stories too!

Granted. I got some! Not writing them here though

I wish for adventure

Granted, but your adventure turns in to a nightmare when would come to upon a small town the is home to Leatherface and his chainsaw.

I wish you would tell me a ghost story in the spirit of Halloween.

Granted. I'll tell you one, but don't blame me if you don't like it. It might not be very exciting

I wish more exciting things would happen.

Granted, but it's exciting in a terrifying way. After all, Leatherface is after you.

I wish people would just chill.

Yeah, that’ll be the day.

Granted, the coming of a sudden ice age make people very chilly indeed.

I wish Leatherface would realize I’m not made to be sawed!

Granted, but he realizes that too late!

I wish that I didn't feel like this right now:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGew5R7xk_0[/youtube]

Granted, but you’ll feel that way all Thursday instead.

I wish Leatherface never crossed my path!

No! That's Halloween

Granted, now Freddie Kruger and Michael Myers find and target you.

I wish someone would play the word to word in six associations or less game. I kind of like it.