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reginaterrae
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06 Sep 2010, 7:27 pm

Cooks the books for a builder.


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06 Sep 2010, 10:37 pm

Is the real Prince Poppycock


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06 Sep 2010, 11:01 pm

Dips her french fries in her milkshake.



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06 Sep 2010, 11:23 pm

talks to her gingerbread men while she eats them.


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06 Sep 2010, 11:53 pm

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07 Sep 2010, 8:03 pm

Prays every night before bed, for the gummy souls in Purgatory.


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08 Sep 2010, 12:05 am

Lights a candle every Easter for the chocolate bunnies that give their lives.


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08 Sep 2010, 8:03 am

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08 Sep 2010, 4:54 pm

Teaches little lobsters to climb into the steamer themselves.


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08 Sep 2010, 11:54 pm

Teaches housewives how to take their Valium.



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08 Sep 2010, 11:57 pm

Teaches drivers to avoid dead end streets.


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09 Sep 2010, 12:20 am

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09 Sep 2010, 6:02 am

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09 Sep 2010, 6:25 am

Wishes that "The Monkeys" were still on TV.


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09 Sep 2010, 6:59 am

Remembers when the Flintstones was filmed live!


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09 Sep 2010, 8:14 am

Is planning to replace all existing cars with feet powered vehicles used by the Flintstones.