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Granted. Unfortunately, your new door is made of glass and everyone can see what's going on inside.

I wish there were no more holidays for the year.

Wish granted, but all the local store owners might fond out whose idea this was.

I wish for a cheap studio apartment.


Sylkat

Granted (and you saw this coming), it's located in the worst neighbourhood imaginable - police helicopters fly overhead while crime rages on in a 24 hour nightmare.

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted, you can play it, but not well. Ears start bleeding when you play.

I wish I had a brand new exciting horror movie to play.

Granted, but halfway through the movie, just as the suspense starts to build, the power suddenly cuts out.
It's dark, and you can hear strange noises outside...

I wish I knew what happened next ...

Granted, but it’ll get creepy!

Skilpadde shivers. What was that? Reluctantly she makes her way through the dark room to the window. She peers out, but can’t see anything. Must be her mind playing a trick on her… She’s about to move on when she catches a shadow stumbling around the corner. The figure looks like it’s injured. Has there been an accident? Carefully she makes her way to the door and goes outside. “Hello? Anyone there?” she calls.
She listens but hears nothing. “Hello?”
Now she hears moaning. Cautiously she takes a few steps in the direction of the sound. With the power out she can hardly see a thing. “Hello! Do you need help?”
A new moan is heard, and again she stumbles in the direction of the sound in the darkness. A terrible smell reaches her. A gap appears among the clouds and in the light of the harvest moon she clearly sees the most horrifying sight she has ever laid eyes on. A zombie is standing there, moaning in its bloated and decomposing state. Before she can react, the zombie is on her and sinks its teeth into her arm.

Oh no! I wish I didn’t have to turn into a zombie!

Wish granted now a vampire comes and bites you. You have to be in the hospital for seven days. On the seventh day, you die and then become a vampire six hours later. You have a very difficult time controlling your blood thirstiness. with that blood thirstiness, you have an extremely guilty conscious. You must flee to Forks, Washington during the night and build a house near the Cullens'. You fall head over heals for Edward but can not have him because of Bella. You end up very unhappy, but can not kill yourself because you are immortal.
I wish for Skilpadde not to be so unhappy and to find out what happens to her next.

Great story!

Granted.

Jasper helps Skilpadde by manipulating her emotions. She will still fancy Edward for a while, but is no longer heartbroken, and in time her broken heart mends for real. Then she falls in love with Jacob, who of course is bonded with Renesmee. Despite knowing how impossible it is, Skilpadde is too madly in love with him to be unhappy. It also helps that the competition is still a child. As long as that’s the case, she’s clinging to her hope, setting herself up for even more heartache in the future.
With the help of the Cullens she learns to control her blood thirstiness. It’s a real struggle because the scent of blood is so enticing but she is no longer a public threat. So, all in all Skilpadde is (so far) less unhappy. Her thirst for blood still makes her ashamed though.

I wish I could either become a happy vampire or cured for my vampirism.

Granted, and the story continues ....

You eventually get a well-paying job in television teaching young children how to count numbers. They even give you a fancy cape and a monocle. Things are finally looking up for you, as happiness returns to your vampire life.

But all is not as it seems on Sesame Street ...

Your co-stars seem happy and preppy in front of the cameras, but behind the scenes they're a rabid bunch of evil, devil-worshipping wild animals, involved in a satanic plot to brainwash all the young children in the world. You realise that, behind the bright colours and groovy music, the show is sending children subliminal messages that will eventually turn them into mindless drones. This vast army of toddlers will eventually enslave their parents and the rest of society, allowing the animals to regain control of the planet. Someone has to do something!

Oh, I wish that Count Skilpadde could somehow stop this fiendish plan!

Granted! Skilpadde decides she wants to work with Barney instead. However, she is forced to sing songs like these:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIH5V5uiLMI[/youtube]
She slowly loses her mind and kills everyone!

I wish Skilpadde could have been spared from all things Barney.

I wish so too!!

Granted, but now Skilpadde has to thwart the evil plan. The devil worshippers have come so far already. How can she stop them? Skilpadde is so angered by their plan and so frustrated by how hard it is to stop them that she loses control and sucks her costars dry – on national television! The children are shocked out of their affected state but they are traumatized for life, and Skilpadde has now revealed herself as a real vampire and broken the First Law of the Night. And her blood thirst is back, now that she has tasted human blood again.
So the children are scarred, Skilpadde is back to being a bloodthirsty killer and the mighty Vampire Council is after her.
And guess who takes over her spot now that she can no longer do her show. Yep. Barney. Aaaaaaarrrrrgggh!! !! !! !! !! !!

I wish to get out of this alive! Or undead as the case may be...

Granted, but you are doomed to walk the earth forever and so miserable...always searching for blood but just barely finding enough to quench your thirst.

I wish I could come up with such great story as you do.

Thanks! I certainly had help getting there though! Thanks, all three of you for contributing! I like this story!

Granted, but as you write your great stories they become real, and you can’t just undo it. You have to write a believable way out of it in all instances. You can’t just delete the monsters or catastrophes you create. They have to be dealt with. Since everything you write becomes true, you have a great responsibility.

I wish Shikari would use her power to help save turtles!

Yeah, nice work everyone.

And granted, Shikari's stories help to save the lives of many turtles.

But as a writer of great stories, she has to put those poor turtles through all sorts of misery, intrigue, peril and death-defying action first – purely for the entertainment of her readers. And she writes reeeeally looooong stories, too. It takes forever for those poor little turtles to finally get any peace. Poor things!

I wish I could become a best-selling author.

Yes everyone did a great job writing!
Wish granted, but Skilpadde, Musicgirl, and Shikari will have to write it with you. Alone you can not write a great story, but the four of us together are unstoppable.
I wish for us to do more stories like this. It's so fun. 😄

Agreed!! This story was awesome and fun from start to finish!

Granted, but all four will have to have to contribute! Together we're unbeatable as well as unstoppable!

I hope there really will be more stories like this. It would be great if we could even make a story where everyone could get a part.! It would be more fun than those turn-taking stories where everyone plays their own part. It's more fun to simply write a paragraph each IMO.

I wish to have a lot of fun.