Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! You have a lot of fun writing, playing Corrupt A Wish, and contributing to neat stories. However, you are forced to endure Barney songs playing on a loop for hours at a time inside your own mind. You can never escape Barney in the back of your mind singing songs about friendship. It drives you mad, but it also gives you that creative edge for story writing.

I wish it was Tuesday.

Granted, it's now Tuesday. Unfortunately, you missed out on the free lottery tickets they were giving out to everyone on Monday.

I wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but your cat tell everyone all your secrets.

I wish I could win the lottery someday.

Nooooo! Not hours of the purple terror! Waaaaah!

Granted. You win the lottery. You're so happy you run out in the street, just like Earl. You wake up in hospital. Unlike Earl you don't go overboard on karma, you just lie there lonely and bored. Don’t worry though, someone will pay you a surprise visit.

Can't you hear them already?

I wish my ears and eyes weren’t bleeding!

Granted. Your eyes and eyes aren't bleeding, but I can't say the same for your mouth as torrents of blood flow from it like the Ganges during a thunderstorm.

I wish rap music didn't exist.

Granted, your eyes and ears aren't bleeding. However, you have internal bleeding because the harm that Barney causes to every living person runs that deep.

I wish to not be like Earl.

Granted, rr62: Rap didn’t exist. But now it does! And everyone around you rap!

Granted, you’re not like Earl. But now you won’t win the lottery either. And you won’t get to meet Barney and friends! Please don’t cry!

(The above was a spoof of 'My name is Earl', btw.)

I wish to not have internal bleeding!

Yeah, I realized that!

Granted! No internal bleeding, but now you are plagued with boils and abscesses.

I wish for today to go by quickly.

Granted. You get hit by a car and are knocked unconscious. You don't wake up until tomorrow.

I wish I had a samurai sword.

Granted. You get your sword but is challenged to a duel ala Kill Bill.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, you are invisible. But you can’t become visible again and must always be careful not to be run into by people or hit by cars.

I wish I wasn’t plagued by boils and abscesses!

Wish granted, by the Fairy Of Fingernails.

She decides that you will be plagued by hangnails instead.



Sylkat

As if that was anything new...

Well, you didn't wish for anything, Sylkat, so I'll just continue then...


I wish for the power to curse.
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Wish granted, but the Wish Fairy misunderstood which meaning of 'curse' you meant.

Every time you speak, only curse words/swearing comes.

I wish for Chinese Food for dinner.


Sylkat

Granted, here you go, the Guangdong traditional dish "dragon, tiger, phoenix" (snake, cat, chicken). Enjoy!

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted! You get everything done early, but nothing is ever done right. You have to redo things over and over again.

I wish for new scarves in various colors.