Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but your obsession with scarves leads you to a horrible death ala dancer Isadora Duncan.

I wish I wasn't going to be homeless.

Granted! Now you are to live with relatives that you can't stand.

I wish nobody ever went homeless.

Granted, but now everyone has to open their homes to people who would otherwise become homeless, and those who already were when the new law was passed.


I wish I could start over with the knowledge I have now.

Granted, but you inevitably still end up in the same place.

I wish work passes quickly today.

Granted but it only passes quickly because you're hypnotized to think you're a snail. Everything moves quickly for a snail.

Completely unrelated:



I wish I had Pokemon X or Y right now and could play it right away.

Yes granted but its a corrupted version that wants to take over your world and takes over your PC like a virus as well as any other system you choose to play it on.

I wish I had free Internet service.

Granted, but it's the good old dial-up system. It's annoying and slower than a political committee. You get exactly what you're paying for!

I wish to never get a virus on my PC or DS or any other system I use.

Granted! But in some weird twist, PCs and other systems now get infected with bacteria. There's no way they can recover from that.

I really wish that I didn't sound so lame when I corrupted your wish.

Granted, you didn't sound lame, because a supersonic plane flew by so I couldn't hear ya! (In case there's any doubt, I'm getting real silly now lol.)
If that corruption didn't make yours look good, I dunno what would!
Just kidding


I wish for antibiotics for my PC and other systems!

Granted, but where would get the antibiotics into the systems. It's not like they have mouths.

I wish my feet didn't hurt so bad from work.

Granted. Now they don’t hurt from work. Now they hurt because you didn’t leave the ball at midnight as you promised the fairy, you danced all through the night with the handsome prince. Glass shoes aren’t made for dancing, Cinderella!


I wish for a nice smiley I can put on my PC so I can feed it meds.

Granted, but the smiley has to power to watch your every move.

I wish I wasn't so tired tonight.

Granted. You’re now hyperactive. Stop bouncing off the walls, or you’ll be force-fed Ritalin.

I wish for no-one to watch my every move, smiley or not.

Granted! Now you live in a world where they are no people at all. Can you really live without some sort of human interaction?

I wish for some yummy Japanese food.

Granted. Here’s some fugu. Hopefully the chef cut it right.

I wish I wasn’t so cold.

I wouldn't be brave enough to try fugu.....I wouldn't want to die.

Granted! Now it is 115 degrees Fahrenheit (approx. 46 degrees Celsius) with humidity. Enjoy the weather.

I wish good the American version of Japanese food.