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Granted, but a shark comes along can eats you and the sea turtle.

I wish to never be in between a herd and poachers or any other kind of danger.

Granted, but what has them spooked is a 9,0 earthquake, and nowhere in a very huge area is safe.

I wish for Flipper to come chase shark before it gets the chance to eat me or the sea turtle.

Granted! Flipper comes and chases the shark away, but he is fatally wounded in the process.

I wish to never be in such a devastating earthquake.

Granted. 8, 8 it is!

I wish for Flipper to come with his entire flock and chase the shark, so no dolphin gets hurt in their heroic act.

Granted, but the sea turtle doesn't escape the danger.

I wish for the blood clot above my grandpa's heart to dissolve.

Oh no, I’m so sorry! I really really hope it will and that he’ll recover…

Granted, it dissolves.

Thanks!

I wish my stuff would pack itself.

Granted, it packs itself. But not only that: It ships itself as well. But where it ships is a good question!

I wish I had a donkey

Granted, but it will be an ass.

I wish I could hold a baby panda.

Granted, but you’re holding it because it needs to be bottle fed until it can eat solids. It’s so cute, but it’s hungry often. Night or day, you have to make sure it’s well fed.

I wish I could have a saguaro cactus. They look cool! No idea where I could place it but...

Here is your cactus....don't trip while you are carrying it over to that sunny window......oh, nooooooo!

I wish for some tweezers to help you get those spines out of your face.


Sylkat

Granted, but some of the spines are really deep. It will hurt so much!

I wish the wasn't a leak in my bathroom.

Granted. All pipes are now sealed shut so no water can come in nor drain out.


I wish i could be understood.

Granted! Animals can understand you, but not humans.

I wish that today was longer.

Me too
Wish granted but bad days will be longer too.
I wish to visit Niagra Falls

Granted, but the day you visit the falls it's closed because some depressed person went over it in a barrel.

I wish I knew how to dance.