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09 Feb 2008, 6:17 pm

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Granted. However, humanity is replaced by a race of sentient cabages that look and act exactly the same as humans.



I wish that I could have gone bowling today.


Granted! But you sucked so bad you wish to never bowl again

No corruptions please! I wish dad were done moving furniture in the living room and got the Internet plugged in again


I'm sorry. You posted on the wrong forum for no corruptions. :twisted:


Your father finishes moving the furniture. You get back on the internet. Howerver, you are unable to connect to WP. 8O



I wish that my truck was running again.


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09 Feb 2008, 6:24 pm

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Granted. However, humanity is replaced by a race of sentient cabages that look and act exactly the same as humans.



I wish that I could have gone bowling today.


Granted! But you sucked so bad you wish to never bowl again

No corruptions please! I wish dad were done moving furniture in the living room and got the Internet plugged in again


I'm sorry. You posted on the wrong forum for no corruptions. :twisted:


Your father finishes moving the furniture. You get back on the internet. Howerver, you are unable to connect to WP. 8O



I wish that my truck was running again.


Granted! But it falls apart into a million pieces

I wish to be extremely tightly mummy wrapped in a sticky warm giant armed female sumo wrestlers arms!


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09 Feb 2008, 6:40 pm

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Granted, but you can't get out and die. :wink:

I wish I were taller.


I wish tutufairy made a wish....

I wish to not die :P


I did make a wish...

:?:



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09 Feb 2008, 6:45 pm

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Granted, but you can't get out and die. :wink:

I wish I were taller.


I wish tutufairy made a wish....

I wish to not die :P


I did make a wish...

:?:


Granted! You are so damn tall you don't fit through any doorway

I wish to be wrapped up extremely tightly in the giant warm sticky arms of a female sumo wrestler


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09 Feb 2008, 10:31 pm

Granted, but she takes your power chair.

I wish that there was an engine that did not have to use fuel.



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09 Feb 2008, 10:32 pm

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Granted, but she takes your power chair.

I wish that there was an engine that did not have to use fuel.


(now why the heck would i need a powerchair if i am living wrapped up in her arms ;))

Granted! but the engine blows up...

I wish that both me and my girlfriend were also mummy wrapped in a giant neoprene wetsuit :D


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09 Feb 2008, 10:41 pm

Granted, but since your female sumo wrestler does not like neoprene, she lets you go.

I wish I could freely move across the universe instantly.



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09 Feb 2008, 10:44 pm

Granted, but thanks to the theory of relativity, you go far faster than light to get there, and therefor go back in time to the beginning of the universe and are killed instantly.



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09 Feb 2008, 10:44 pm

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Granted, but since your female sumo wrestler does not like neoprene, she lets you go.

I wish I could freely move across the universe instantly.


Granted! but space makes your eyes get sucked out of your head and you turn into a popsicle

I wish to have a new warm sticky sumo wrestler girlfriend who will wrap me up in her giant warm sticky arms and likes neoprene :D


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10 Feb 2008, 5:41 am

Granted, she's so big, she crushes you under her weight.

And the film I was referring to was Highlander.

I wish for a new computer with wireless broadband.


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10 Feb 2008, 6:13 am

Granted, but the computer has no firewalls and you get the worst virus in the world (Worse than the one Wierd Al sings about in Virus alert)

I wish Strapples would get his wish, as he seems quite insistent on not stopping untill he does.


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10 Feb 2008, 9:34 am

Granted but he becomes insistent on another wish.

I wish that everyone could care for the environment.


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10 Feb 2008, 9:51 am

Granted! but it all blows up...

I wish people on WP werent jerks to me...


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10 Feb 2008, 12:35 pm

Granted, they turn from you and insteed attack me like the wolves they are... auch
(Seriously though, if you are refering to me wanting to grant your wish... then that was actually sincerely meant, I would like for you to get your wish as you are obviously quite comitted to getting it no matter what. Which is something I respect a lot.)

I wish that Cthulhu the elder god was summoned.


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10 Feb 2008, 12:37 pm

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Granted, they turn from you and insteed attack me like the wolves they are... auch
(Seriously though, if you are refering to me wanting to grant your wish... then that was actually sincerely meant, I would like for you to get your wish as you are obviously quite comitted to getting it no matter what. Which is something I respect a lot.)

I wish that Cthulhu the elder god was summoned.


Granted! no corrruption! dont know how to corrupt that since i know nothing about that god..

I wish i owned wrongplanet


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10 Feb 2008, 12:44 pm

Granted, but for you to become the owner, the last owner has to die. You must live with the guilt of having wished another mans death.
(And if there is no corruption on my wish to summon Cthulhu... well then I guess he is consuming the world now... for that is what elder gods do)

I wish to meet Cthulhu (As he has now been summoned) and tell him that Gary Gygax stole his apperance for the mind flayers (Dungeons and dragons monster)


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