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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Feeds pigs with pork pies.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Has a secret recipe for making strudel based on pigs cheese.
Makes mozzarella solely from wombat cheese.
Can do a realistic Al Capone accent and is a leading Mafia boss.
is actually a Russian babushka, but I haven't said a word.
Is on intimate terms with 007.
is 007's mother in law!
Her favourite author is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He does write some deep poetry! Thinks that Mormons grow on trees.
Took the part of an angel in the school nativity play - but fell off the top of the tree.
is puzzled why supermarkets don't sell chicken cheese.
Is puzzled by supermarkets failure to sell buffalo eggs.
Insists that his donkey gets a share of freshly squeezed orange juice every day.
Is so macho she squeezes by hand the juice out of a coconut!
Thinks that giant hornets are a sort of chic gentleman's hat.
Goes on a walk around the woods every day solely to pick the pockets of the elves and goblins that live there.