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Booyakasha
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28 Sep 2010, 12:05 pm

Feeds pigs with pork pies. 8O



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28 Sep 2010, 1:54 pm

Has a secret recipe for making strudel based on pigs cheese.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:10 pm

Makes mozzarella solely from wombat cheese.



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28 Sep 2010, 2:14 pm

Can do a realistic Al Capone accent and is a leading Mafia boss.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:16 pm

is actually a Russian babushka, but I haven't said a word.



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28 Sep 2010, 2:22 pm

Is on intimate terms with 007.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:25 pm

is 007's mother in law! 8O



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28 Sep 2010, 2:27 pm

Her favourite author is Arnold Schwarzenegger.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:29 pm

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He does write some deep poetry! :evil:


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28 Sep 2010, 2:32 pm

Took the part of an angel in the school nativity play - but fell off the top of the tree.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:34 pm

is puzzled why supermarkets don't sell chicken cheese. 8O



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28 Sep 2010, 2:42 pm

Is puzzled by supermarkets failure to sell buffalo eggs.


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28 Sep 2010, 2:58 pm

Insists that his donkey gets a share of freshly squeezed orange juice every day.



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28 Sep 2010, 3:00 pm

Is so macho she squeezes by hand the juice out of a coconut!


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28 Sep 2010, 3:03 pm

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28 Sep 2010, 3:04 pm

Goes on a walk around the woods every day solely to pick the pockets of the elves and goblins that live there.


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