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Well, it's a good thing I live less than 30 miles. from 2 other states.

Granted, but Ireland isn't the UK. (Except for Northern Ireland that is).

I wish for a life without migraines.

Oh, I think they also passed a law outlawing the sale of foods to people from neighboring states.

Oh snap! I wonder if the same would work for all parts of Great Britain? If not that would’ve been even worse. So close, yet so far from it….

Granted, no more migraines. But you’ll have a lot of sinus problems and they hurt too.

I wish I had taken geography into account before making my previous wish!

Granted, but the damage has been done.

I wish I had a baby kitten to snuggle with.

Granted. Here's a lovely Petersbald kitten




I wish I could have the pet of my dreams

That's just gross. I hate hairless cats.

Granted, but the pet of your dreams turns out to be very I'll. It dies quickly.

I wish I had a sweater that said, "Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal."

Really? I thought everyone loved them!

Uhm okay. Sounds cute! Granted, but you’ll be forced to wear it for Christmas dinner with your family and rels. They won’t be amused.

I wish to bury my pet in the Pet Sematary, from which it will return.

Granted, you now have a pet zombie.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash.

Wish granted...

You drop your computer; it does not crash, it floats around the room in midair.....you just might have a playful poltergeist in your house!

I wish for a new set of flannel sheets.


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Granted,the wish fairy of Linens and Fabrics found lovely warm soft comfortable ones but the only colour left was bright orange. However, she assumes they can always double up as an emergency beacon if you are ever lost in mist.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee that refills itself with fresh throughout the day.

Granted. Since the cup has no bottom, all the coffee spills when you lift up the cup.

I wish to drink a cup of fresh milk that has nothing added to it.

Granted, but you suddenly become lactose intolerant.

I wish that it would stop drizzling outside.

Granted. It stops drizzling and starts raining cats and dogs instead. And it'll keep pouring down for days.

I wish for rain only this winter.

Granted! It rains everyday this winter in Norway. It rains so much that there is massive flooding. Homes are destroyed.

I wish I had more energy. I'm feeling pretty lethargic right now.

Granted, you take some substance that shall not be named and get all the energy you want and then some.

I wish someone would be impressed that I remembered to take bread out of the freezer yesterday. After two days of forgetting I'm proud of my accomplishment! lol

Granted! I'm proud of you, but too bad it's only me and I don't really matter.

I wish to not have over excessive energy, but just enough to be the perfect amount.

You matter!

Too lethargic and you complain, too much energy and you complain. Sheesh! Granted, you have just the perfect amount of energy. You can't really do anything though, because then you would spend some of that energy and then you'd no longer be in perfect energy balance.

I wish I hadn't slept so long. Such a waste of perfectly good time.