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TallyMan
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25 Oct 2010, 7:52 am

Writes reminder notes for herself but never remembers to read them.


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25 Oct 2010, 8:00 am

Would write reminder notes for himself, but by the time he finds a pen and a piece of paper, he's forgotten what he meant to remember.


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25 Oct 2010, 8:02 am

(That wouldn't be the first time! :lol: )

Remembers her appointments five minutes after they were due.


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25 Oct 2010, 8:15 am

You mean, as opposed to the next day? (which is more like the reality)

His executive is barely functioning.


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25 Oct 2010, 3:41 pm

Forgets everyone's birthday and sends them a card late by a year to the day. :P


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25 Oct 2010, 8:19 pm

Plays croquet with hedgehogs.


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26 Oct 2010, 6:05 am

Has a plant that has doubled in size since yesterday and by next week will have taken over the world!


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26 Oct 2010, 7:31 am

Fertilizes his croquet field with hedgehog poop. He says it makes the wickets grow bigger.


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28 Oct 2010, 8:08 am

has furniture made entirely of origami



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28 Oct 2010, 5:20 pm

Makes parachutes for parakeets....


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28 Oct 2010, 5:57 pm

Eats parakeet eggs for breakfast each day.


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29 Oct 2010, 6:03 am

Starts the day with a full dinner and finishes the day with a breakfast.


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29 Oct 2010, 5:41 pm

Is making a movie about his military career called: "Full Straight Jacket".


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29 Oct 2010, 9:53 pm

Was discharged from the military for having an unacceptably full straight jacket (overweight)


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30 Oct 2010, 4:25 am

She grew like a plant and lived like a plant.


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30 Oct 2010, 9:22 pm

Is black and blind, but doesn't play the piano.


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