What's Your Line?

Post Reply New Topic

"You have said our lives. We are eternally grateful."

Little Green Men in Toy Story 2.

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.

Mr. Potato Head: What?

Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?

Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.

Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?

Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Slinky Dog: No.

Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring that up!

Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

"Toy Story 2"

Mr. Potato Head: "Well, that went well."

(Huge traffic accident scene behind them)

Toy Story 2.

Woody: Your'e right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

"Toy Story 2"

Cooper: "Humor 75%."

TARS: "75%. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10, 9, 8. . ."

Cooper: "Let's make it 65%."

TARS: "Knock, knock."

Interstellar.

Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

"Toy Story 2"

Hey, Kyle----didju watch "Toy Story 3", the other night?

Nope, I didn't have to. I have it on DVD.

"Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a waste of time."

Narrator in a Goofy cartoon.

Oh, okay----it's definitely worth buying! Do you have 2, as well?



[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue]

Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]

Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?

Rabbit: Uh huh.

Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

"Toy Story 2"

All three!

"They consider all the elements: Wind velocity, humidity, rotation of the earth, time of day, temperature, drift indication, lay of the land, trajectory angle, latitude, longitude, and a bit of mental calculation."

Narrator in a Goofy cartoon.

"I'm brave, but I'm careful."

Goofy in his cartoons.

Emma Timmens: "Holding a grudge is like drinkin' poison, and waitin' for the other person to die."

"Lark Rise to Candleford"

[Penny has fallen in the shower and dislocated her shoulder, and Sheldon is helping her dress.]

Penny: Is THAT my arm?
Sheldon: It doesn't FEEL like an arm.
Penny: Then, maybe you should let it go.

"The Big Bang Theory"

[Leonard, Howard, and Raj have just eaten some pot brownies.]

Leonard: "I hate my name----it has "nerd", in it."

[moments later]

Leonard: You know what's a cool name, "Angelo"----it has "Angel" AND "jello", in it.

"The Big Bang Theory"

James: "Beaten by a Caterpie."

Jessie: "That really bugs me."

Pokemon.

Sheldon: "Double Mother Suckler."

Leonard: " Dirty Double Mother Suckler." (Oh, my! LOL)

"The Big Bang Theory"

I have a feeling they wanted to say a DIFFERENT word, but couldn't.

Beverly: "Oh, my son."

Leonard: "Oh, my mother."

Penny: "Oh, my God."

Me: "Oh, Bl**dy H*ll."

The Big Bang Theory.