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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is the world's leading expert on armpit hair.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is very meticulous at combing his chest hair.
Gave my grandma a bikini line waxing! ...................... (It sure woke her up!)
Paid me to do the waxing of his legs! I had to use the vacuum cleaner afterwards.
Used the hairy wax to make a dozen candles!
Waxed his dogs.
Hmmmmm, waxed her cat.
Um, I'd need a medical personnel to do that! banned for waxing cows, donkeys, camels and giraffe. And a hippo.
Banned for waxing lyrical about the virtues of hair removal.
Banned for being so poetic that even his punctuation marks cause sighs and tears.
Banned for giving my semi colon a laxative.
Banned for being more orange than me.
Banned for being white as a ghost on Halloween.
Banned for not arranging Greek wedding with my grandma.
Banned for smashing all the plates at the Greek wedding BEFORE the dinner!
Banned for eating all the dinner before it was served! And the plates!