Corrupt A Wish

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I'm sorry, but I'm just dying over here....haha!

Granted, but deep down you know you could be doing so much more with that extra time for turtles everywhere.

I wish I had come up with a better corruption to Skilpadde's wish.

The insolence! Grrr…

Granted, Skilpadde wishes so too. (And assures anyone who might be wondering that no turtle time is lost; we can still think of turtles when we… wait, that didn’t really make it any better). Unfortunately what you came up with instead was so bad you traumatized poor Skilpadde for life. For life I tell ya (and considering what was already posted…). You had her laugh so much she coughed up an organ. How do you recover from that?

I wish I wasn’t so shocked

Skilpadde and Shikari need, really need, to Google 'Robert The Doll'.

He is a Possesed doll, over a hundred years old.....he really exists.

I wish not to look at another picture of him, and to NEVER see him in person.


Sylkat

Wow, thanks for that awesome tip, Sylkat! I found a nice video of him. In case Shikari is too wim... uhm busy to Google it herself, here it is:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF7488WHcok[/youtube]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_the_Doll
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Rober ... True_Story



Granted, Sylkat, you will not meet Robert in person. You might meet Amelia though.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9x2APjVju4[/youtube]


I wish to see Robert one day.

Umm...That was completely terrifying.

Granted, but you will be possessed by Robert.

I wish people would stop being so obsessed with creepy dolls.

Naww, where's the fun in that? Creepy dolls are cool! If you search "haunted dolls" on youtube a whole lot of videos are available. I figured you'd like to know that!

Granted. Now people are obsessed with arachnids instead.

I wish I could see a non-robotic doll move on its own accord. (Haha, I'm not helping, am I? But c'mon, it would've been so awesome!)

No, you're not helping one bit.

Granted, but you didn't realize you would be so frightened until you saw it for yourself. Your heart is racing. You just lost 15 minutes of your life.

I wish people would not be obsessed with arachnids or dolls or anything else I find horrifying.

Heart racing? Probably more like heart stopping, lol. I dreamt once that I entered the living room and just inside stood several of toy dogs (toys/ dog models that I had had at some point) and a dog figure we have. They were alive and were blocking my way, watching me. Nothing much happened in that dream at all, but it sure was scary just the same!
The dog figure is a life-sized dark collie with eyes that look pretty creepy. They’re glued on (which of course makes them literally stand out, which looks yikes) and the sclera as it were, is black. Yeah, that doesn’t look creepy at all!

Granted. No-one is obsessed with anything you find horrifying. So now everyone just sits around watching the grass grow. Except for Skilpadde, of course, who has her love for turtles, which not even the biggest wu… uhm that no-one could be afraid of.

I wish I could write the best creepypasta ever written, a story so great and scary there would never be another one like it and that it went viral.

Wish granted, sort of.....

You float in an inner tube, in a Carolina lake, composing your Creepypasta, something bumps your feet, which are in the water.

You ignore the bump, but there is another, then another, then a searing pain in your foot.....

A huge Snapping Turtle has bitten off your favorite toe, expressing his wish that you and your inner tube please leave his lake.

Forthwith.

I wish I could see a video of that!


Sylkat

Granted. You see the video, but it's so traumatizing, you cannot look at movies again for the rest of your life.

I wish I owned a Red Robin franchise.

Granted. The health inspector is having a bad day and you are on inspection list, so he takes his anger on to you by writing a false report on you and thus failing you on the inspection report thus forcing you to close the restaurant down.

I wish roosters would only "talk" at early afternoons only.

Swish granted, says the Farm Fairy.

Everyone who who lives out in the country is late to work.


I wish for a sunny day.


Sylkat

Granted. The Farm Fairy waves her magic wand and voila!, a perfect sunny day. However, it brings all the riff raff out of the woodwork to annoy you.

I wish I owned a large aquarium.

Wish Granted, but.....

Those supposed fish eggs down in the corner are going to hatch baby Creatures of the Black Lagoon, not Neon Tetras!

I wish for a three-foot-tall outdoor Baphomet statue.

Sylkat

Snappy, how could you?

Granted, the sun goes nova.


Granted. At night it comes alive though and will enter your house if you haven't protected it with the right incantations.


I wish to never lose my fave toe, or any other toe either for that matter. Bad turtle! (Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd utter!)

Granted. You keep all your toes but it only entices your pet to attack you more.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.