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Omnicognic
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05 Nov 2010, 10:01 pm

Is trying to grow the moderator a new hair piece!


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05 Nov 2010, 10:04 pm

Sold his soul to the devil in exchange for a plate of fried chicken livers.


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06 Nov 2010, 3:59 am

Right! Everyone in this thread is banned! :evil: :lol:

Took her old shoes to a priest and asked if their sole would go to heaven.


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06 Nov 2010, 7:08 am

Thinks sole is heaven and catfish is hell.


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06 Nov 2010, 11:47 am

Started a charity for poultry organ donation.


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06 Nov 2010, 1:23 pm

Feeds scrambled eggs to his hens.


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06 Nov 2010, 9:29 pm

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06 Nov 2010, 11:31 pm

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07 Nov 2010, 5:51 am

Has junkyard dogs chained in her yard..... 8O RUN!! ! :!: :!:


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07 Nov 2010, 6:49 am

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07 Nov 2010, 6:05 pm

Is the original chain letter author..


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08 Nov 2010, 5:18 am

gave the maine a false mane

[the maine is a band]



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08 Nov 2010, 6:28 am

Wears a false beard when she goes shopping.


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09 Nov 2010, 9:08 pm

Markets false beards for a living.


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09 Nov 2010, 10:06 pm

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10 Nov 2010, 12:34 pm

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