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Granted. I won't send a Martian spider. I'll send a clutch of Martian spider eggs instead. Thanks for the tip!
BTW, this is what the adult version looks like:


I wish spiders were more appreciated

Granted, but I hate them enough for everyone.

I wish you wouldn't send the spider eggs either!! ! I can't stress that enough!

Granted; I won't send any spider eggs either. One of the turtles were digging in the Martian soil the other day. She dug up n authentic Martian doll. It looks rather creepy. I'll send you the doll instead. Imagine a genuine Martian antique!


I wish the spiders hadn't been so excited by the prospect of Earth. They went and left anyway, without my shipping them.

Oh btw, I watched the video of Robert the creepy doll. Now every time I get on YouTube, there are a bunch of haunted doll videos that are recommended to me. Thanks for that....

Granted, they weren't so excited, but they left anyways and all died en route.

I wish doll videos would not be recommended for me to watch on YouTube.

Haha, you're welcome! I hope you'll watch 'em all, they're pretty cool! Do you know what has been recommended to me on YouTube? Barney vids! Thanks for that...

Granted, you won't see any more doll recommendation on YouTube. You'll get them directly from Skilpadde instead. On YouTube you'll only get spider recommendations from now on.

I wish to never see a purple dinosaur again

Your welcome!

Granted! You never see Barney, but you hear him. You also see and hear his friends. Here's a video with a picture of Baby Bop singing the Baby Bop Hop. Barney sings along.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixz-B-_m4c0[/youtube]

I wish Barney and Friends would bop hop out of existence.

Oh noooooo!! ! I do not want that... thing to pop up in my recommendation from now on...

Granted! Bop hop out of existence, Barney and Friends!
They're not going without a fight, are they?
Oh no, they're here, and they're singing!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjbR9rHI9Vw[/youtube]
Well, I tried!


I wish this evil bunch will spread their terror no more.

Granted, but first you have to take down the kids who thought up Barney in their imagination, and you just don't have the heart to.

I wish no one had ever thought up Barney.

Granted. No-one thought up Barney, but his friends are still around so it's only a matter of time.

I wish I could come up with a children's show character so cute, charming and funny that every single Barney-loving child would forget all about Barney and love my character instead, leaving Barney to finally perish. Barney would disappear into oblivion, not a single child is hurt from it and I am very content.

Granted, but there is a law that banned turtles from all television programs, and so your show will not be what you want it to be.

I wish Dora the Explorer never happened.

No! Evil laws...

Granted, but in her place there will be Cora the Explorer. I doubt it's gonna be much different.

I wish Timmy Turtle wasn't banned from TV

Granted, but Franklin is.

I wish there was no such thing as Hulu Plus. All shows on Hulu should be free.

No! Not Franklin! He's so cute!

Granted, but the shows won't be numerous or full season.

I wish YouTube never stops being free

Granted, but all the other sites you visit will cost ya.

I wish Hulu had full free seasons of the shows I watch.

Granted, but they change their policy. Now US citizens are the only ones not allowed to watch Hulu. Progress, doncha think?

I wish I had a closer relationship with my cousins