Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You end up marrying them all, one cousin at a time. Lucky you!

I wish my house had air-conditioning. Summer's coming and it's gonna be a warm one.

Granted. Your house has air-conditioning but you have to move from that house and into another house without AC. It's still gonna be warm!


I wish to never marry a cousin!

Granted! There is no way I'm corrupting that.

I wish for no one to marry their family members...ever!

Granted! That's just sick!

I wish for the new Kiwi jello I made to be tasty

Granted! It's delicious, but your family eats it all before you have a change to taste it.

I wish I had more pumpkin pie left.

Granted, it's leftover from Halloween. Is it supposed to have that color? Ah well... Enjoy!

I wish to taste my delicious jelly!

Granted, but due to a medical ailment you can't keep any of your food down. The more food you taste and eat, the more you vomit.

Seriously though, I wish you two would make me some kiwifruit jello (at least I hope it was kiwifruit) and pumpkin pie and send me some! You two are making me hungry with these delicious foods. And I'm not feeling the least bit ill.

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Granted. I'll send you some Kiwi jello (not specifying the type of Kiwi ) but it'll take about a month or so to reach you. That's not gonna be a problem is it? After all, you're not sick, so no worries! Yummy! You had better eat it all!

I wish to get to eat and keep one bout of jello lol

Oh sorry!

Granted! It looks great. The rest of ya though....

Hey, elephants are pretty all over. Especially when surrounded by flowers.

Skilpadde, your wish is granted. You get to keep one bout of delicious jello.
It stays on your hips and thighs. Forever.

I wish that delicious food was healthy for you.

Why, thank you!

Granted! Delicious food is healthy, but it goes back very quickly.

I wish healthy food tasted better.

Hey Murihiku, I was just kidding!

Me too,Shikari!

Granted, but only because you become a non-taster (the opposite of a super-taster).

I wish I things that were bad for you tasted bad. Why is it almost always opposite?

Sorry, Skilpadde. I knew what you meant. I should've added a wink smiley after my comment. My bad.

Granted, but bad-tasting, bad-for-you food is now cheaper than good-tasting, good-for-you food, which becomes WAY too expensive for most people to afford.

I wish my daily life had a really good soundtrack to it.

No problem, I was just worried I might have hurt or offended anyone with that corruption. That was never my intent.

Granted, the soundtrack is good. In my opinion. Unfortunately you have a very different taste in music.

I wish I wasn't so picky with my food.

Granted. Your food is now picky with you. You try eat some of your delicious jello, but it takes one look at you and says "Oh, no! I'm not going in there!" and runs away. You're gonna have to seriously woo your food if you want to eat and survive.

I wish that everyone shared my taste in music.