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Granted. Murihiku is no longer mean to you because of your sensitivity. Unfortunately, it makes your head swell up to twice its normal size.

I wish I was full Asian.

Granted; the wish fairy thought you meant "full" in the stomach sense, so supplies you with endless amounts of Asian food, causing you to feel permanently full and bloated.

I wish all of us on this thread could meet up for a nice lunch someplace.

Granted. But then we all couldn't make eye contact and it was awkward.

I wish my cranium were bigger

Granted, but now you look like Dora the Explorer.

I wish candles never burn down.

Granted, but you won't have space for a candle that size.

I wish to see how that candle be lit! Would they need chopper or space shuttle?

Granted, but you are the one who is designated to light it. Your need a chopper to do so, but one of the propellers malfunctions and you crash. You have severe injuries, but survive nonetheless.

I wish for a new pretty bedspread to match the headboard I made.

Granted, but your giant candle drips a huge drop of melted wax that ruins it.

I wish to not crash in a chopper

That would be tragic!

Granted, you don't crash in a helicopter. You just fall out of it.

I wish for my bedspread to not be ruined by wax or anything else.

Granted but as it turns out, your lovely bedspread is more precious than you thought. It used to be in the Palace of Versailles until it was stolen. That lovely pattern on it? It's the remnants of the blood sprouting as Marie Antoinette lost her head. The French are so embarrassed by the lax security of Versailles, so they say to keep it. Now you get to see and touch that blood stain every day. Lucky you!

I still wish to see that candle get lit. Will they need a flame thrower?

That would so creepy.

Granted! You see the giant candle being lit, but area surrounding the candle gets unbearably hot. You are kinda stuck in a crowd and can't escape. You get heat stroke.

I wish the temperature would stay above freezing, and that we won't by getting an ice storm today.

Maybe the blood will tell you that if you don't have bread you can just eat cake instead.

Granted but it'll rain heavily and the super-cooled freezing rain will turn the ground into an ice rink.

I wish the storm that is due this evening will be a fun one.

Say what?

That's what I'm afraid of. I have to drive on that crap.

Granted! It's fun! You build a snowman and go sledding. However, you get into an accident in your sled and break your arm.

I wish work will be be closed for the storm so I don't have to drive in it.

We were taught that quote in junior high when we learned about the French revolution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
I doubt Marie Antoinette's blood is smarter than she was lol.

Granted! You stay at home, but you can't resist making a snowman. Too bad he turns out to be abominable.

I wish to not break my arm

Hmm...I must have missed that quote.

Granted! You break your leg instead. Much worse.

I wish my snowman would not turn abominable.

Well, according to Wikipedia it's likely not correct, but we learned it just the same. Seems a lot of quotes attributed to someone was never uttered by them.

Granted, he's so good and innocent, just like the snowman in The Snowman cartoon. It'll be so sad when he melts.

I wish to not break my leg either.

Granted! You just run into a tree and mess up your sled, but you're fine.

I wish roads didn't get slick.