Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, now it's balmy with acid rain.

I wish something impossible would happen.

Granted! You fall up the stairs.

I wish I could automatically remember everything I need to know for my licensing exams.

Granted, you will, once you develop eidetic memory. Now you just gotta figure out how to do that.

I wish I had a wishing well.

Granted, but you drop those coins into the well with a hope that something wonderful will happen only to find out that it wasn't what you wanted......and you lost your coin money.

I wish people really could see what it is like to be somebody else, if only for a little while.

Granted, but the Data Inspectorate finds that it's a breach of privacy protection and forbid the means of doing so.

I wish I were quicker at everything I do.

Granted! You are fast as lightning at everything you do, but the faster people do thing the more likely they are to mess up.

I wish my phone charger wasn't on the fritz.

Granted, your charger works perfectly. It's the electrical wiring in your home that is the problem. That's a much harder and more expensive problem to fix.

I wish I lived on a farm.

Granted. Your phone charges fine but now you're inundated with hundreds of calls from pesky salesmen and solicitors.

I wish I was in a Broadway musical.

Granted but you're just there as a prompt, you don't play a part in the actual show.

I wish I lived on a farm.

Granted! You live on a farm, but now you have to work hard to maintain that farm everyday. It's a full time job.

I wish I had my own horse.

Granted, but it's a problem horse. It keeps stalling and throwing you off.

I wish we had a well. Wells are so picturesque.

Granted. Your well is so picturesque someone made a motion picture about it.



I wish I had a mechanical riding bull.

The Ring....my thoughts exactly!

Granted! You have a malfunctioning mechanical bull.

I wish I had an ugly Christmas sweater. Everyone is entitled to at least one.

Granted, but that sounds pretty naughty. Then you know what jolly guy will skip you this year.

I wish my well is free of Samara (or Eun-Suh or Sadako, depending on which version you prefer)

Granted! Now your well is full of snakes.

I wish I had a labradoodle puppy.

Well, at least I didn't get half a zombie in my well, like in Walking Dead.

Granted, but you have to pick one.

How do you choose between that?

I wish choices were easy to make