Corrupt A Wish

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I choose the puppy in the bottom right picture, the one on the right. That was easy.

Granted! They are easy to make, but in the back of your mind is this nagging voice asking if you made the right choice.

I wish had some nice new adorable socks.

Like that nagging isn't there all the time as it is...

Granted! Oh look! Your adorable new puppy has eaten your adorable new socks.

I wish that once a choice was made that voice would just shut up.

I'm saddened...bad puppy!

Granted! That annoying voice is gone, only to be replaced by people asking you all the time if you made the right choices.

I wish glass was self cleaning.

Granted, but since it cleans itself it also thinks it has the right to not clean itself and to get dirty.

I wish I had a pet octopus

Granted, but you get inked a lot.

I wish I could visit the Louvre.

You can, it's right there in Paris

Granted, but while you are there the Louvre is held by a gang of thieves, probably the same gang that were behind the theft of Scream some years ago. That'll be scary.

I wish people around me were mute when I wanted them to be, whether it's because they ask about my choices or because they're yapping my ears off when I'm trying to focus!!

Granted! You have to power to mute people, but once a person has been muted...it can't be undone.

I wish my elephant figurine hadn't broke.

Ouch, sorry about the elephant!

Granted, it hasn't broken yet. But can you undo what made it break?

I wish I was an animal whisperer

Granted, but you like what you learn about the animals. It turns out they all conspires to kill you at some point.

I wish I could visit the St. Louis zoo when it gets warmer.

Granted, you will go to the zoo - as a permanent part of its exhibition. They haven't quite figured out what you are yet though.

I wish animals weren't conspiring to kill me

Granted! They aren't conspiring to kill you, but word spreads throughout the animal kingdom that turtles are your favorites. All the other animals are jealous, and conspire to take out all the worlds turtles are tortoises.

I wish to not be part of the zoo.

Granted. ALF activists break in to liberate the animals. They take you all far into the middle of nowhere where they release you. While the lions and tigers and whatnot eat the activists you see your chance to escape them all. The zoo is very saddened by the loss f its animals, especially the rare Elephantisis Shikaridae.

I wish the other animals wouldn't be jealous of the turtles and the tortoises. I wish they'd realize how wonderful they are and love them.

[quote]Elephantisis Shikaridae.[/quote]
That's terrifying!

Granted! The animals love them, but sadly people don't. You are the only one who loves them. Turtles are banned as pets in every country in the world.

I wish I wasn't Elephantisis Shikaridae.

Granted, you're back to being of uncertain species.

I wish every living individual loved turtles, and not as food I might add, and that they were banned nowhere.

Granted. And I corrupt "Corrupt a Wish" by not corrupting your wish, because turtles are wonderful.

The next person to post lives in St. Louis, like me.

Granted....We will all be on your front porch tomorrow, expecting to stay for a month or so!


Sylkat