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11 Feb 2008, 7:40 am

Granted. You're only in a coma.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.



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11 Feb 2008, 7:45 am

Granted! you are in the hospital on dialysis

I wish that in the comatose dreams that all my wishes come true and that i live in that comatose dreamworld forever


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11 Feb 2008, 7:47 am

Awww. I don't want to corrupt your wish. :)

Somebody corrupt Strapples' wish. :lol:



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11 Feb 2008, 11:09 am

Granted: But unfortunatly you (Like most human) have no idea what you really want, and so your every wish is stupid and void.

I wish the voices would be quite (or at least stop with the opera)

Edit: The voices in my head that is :wink:


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11 Feb 2008, 11:12 am

Granted! you now have all the opera artists right in front of oyu singing :eew:

I wish to be laid on top of by a warm sticky sweaty female sumo wrestler


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11 Feb 2008, 8:37 pm

Granted.

You get crushed to death.

I wish that I had a new computer (the old one's motherboard was overloaded or something; I put a DVD-RW DL drive into a Gateway greybox).


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11 Feb 2008, 8:39 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted.

You get crushed to death.

I wish that I had a new computer (the old one's motherboard was overloaded or something; I put a DVD-RW DL drive into a Gateway greybox).


Granted! but you overload the new one too...

I wish i didnt get crushed to death but could live under her warm stickyness :D


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12 Feb 2008, 12:21 am

Granted! But only for 1 second. Then you're crushed to death.

I wish for a pinata that released money upon the breakage of it.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:23 am

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Granted! But only for 1 second. Then you're crushed to death.

I wish for a pinata that released money upon the breakage of it.

Granted! but its counterfeit and you go to federal prison

I wish to have a girlfriend who is warm and sticky weighs 5000 pounds and has arms so huge she can mummy wrap me in them and i could live wrapped up in her arms extremely tightly for the rest of my life :twisted:


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12 Feb 2008, 12:30 am

Granted! It's rosie O'donnell's straight evil twin.

I wish for the stereo system in my car not to suck so much ass.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:31 am

886 wrote:
Granted! It's rosie O'donnell's straight evil twin.

I wish for the stereo system in my car not to suck so much ass.


Granted! it sucks more balls

(and how is that corruption going to affect me? explain?)

I wish i know how his corruption is going to affect me


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12 Feb 2008, 12:33 am

Granted!

I wish for less whiners and attention seekers to post on this board.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:35 am

886 wrote:
Granted!

I wish for less whiners and attention seekers to post on this board.


Granted! but 90% of all the postings are gone and only me and several other non whiners exist on the board (including you)

I wish for my girlfriend to be even heavier and even stickier


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12 Feb 2008, 12:47 am

Granted! Her body mass exceeds that of the planet., and the planet is decimated.

I wish for more cool people to post here like Strapples, TutuFairy and ShadesOfMe =_=


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12 Feb 2008, 2:13 am

Granted, but they hate you. :wink:
(Haha!! !)


I wish I didn't have school tomorrow. :cry:



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12 Feb 2008, 2:50 am

Granted! But it's because a massive tornado ripped through the town.

I wish I wasn't so stupid staying up this late.


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