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02 Feb 2011, 5:35 pm

Hid Michael Jackson in his house.


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03 Feb 2011, 4:49 am

Wallourdes has a piece of strudel hidden under the bed



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03 Feb 2011, 3:31 pm

Has been trying to eat every single donut served at Krispy Kreme for the last 20yrs now...



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03 Feb 2011, 3:42 pm

Is wondering why his cantaloupe can't elope....


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03 Feb 2011, 4:29 pm

Unless chained up heavily overnight, will break into your home and steal 1 jigsaw piece just to annoy.


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03 Feb 2011, 4:40 pm

Operates a stolen single jigsaw puzzle piece ransom operation out of his mums garage



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03 Feb 2011, 5:58 pm

Frequently blames his jigsaw puzzle piece ransoming ways on others.


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03 Feb 2011, 6:48 pm

Soaks other peoples jigsaw puzzle pieces in blood and chews them for nourishment



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03 Feb 2011, 7:05 pm

Has a fetish of rolling in and then eating catfood


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03 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
Has a fetish of rolling in and then eating catfood

Not true - its pate, even if it does come in a 500ml can

Wallourdes is collecting bits of carpet snipped from public libraries that he intends making a Wookie suit out of.



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03 Feb 2011, 7:22 pm

nostromo is pulling practical jokes on himself all the time, the bucket with water above the door seems never to get old.


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03 Feb 2011, 7:26 pm

Wallourdes uses Tarot cards to make every daily decision e.g. what type of bread to choose at Subway



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03 Feb 2011, 7:38 pm

nostromo is nothing but a hound dog and in denial about it
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsQSb9RFo0[/youtube]


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03 Feb 2011, 8:12 pm

Wallourdes has all of Elvises really bad movies that he plays at that illegal backyard movie theatre I mentioned in the other thread. His favourtie is 'Bleu Hawaii'.



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03 Feb 2011, 8:18 pm

Secretly loves all those Elvis movies and is also a frequenter at my legit backyard movie theatre :roll:


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03 Feb 2011, 8:33 pm

Makes me pay to see movies he stole! And the popcorn is that microwave stuff I'm sure of it.