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12 Feb 2008, 3:51 am

Granted.

you're a delusinal genuis who thinks staying up late is logical.


I wish I could snip the internet addiction thing in the bud.



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12 Feb 2008, 4:54 am

Granted, but you become addicted to WoW instead.

I wish everyone realised that WoW is a waste of time.


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12 Feb 2008, 8:09 am

Granted: But they still play it, and talk about it and... ect. (There are people who play wow who thinks it isn't a waist of time? 8O I used to play wow I might add, but I always knew that there were better things I should be doing)

I wish my time mashine wasn't broken


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12 Feb 2008, 9:21 am

Granted! it explodes!

I wish the Anti-Strap thread were locked and deleted (nothing but hate speak in there :( :cry:)


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12 Feb 2008, 5:50 pm

granted but so is the whole of wp

i wish for more wishes



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12 Feb 2008, 5:51 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted but so is the whole of wp

i wish for more wishes


Granted! no corruption

I wish to be mummy wrapped in the giant sticky warm arms of a 5000 pound girlfriend :D


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12 Feb 2008, 5:54 pm

granted but its ur dad instead


i wish for a rastafarian to b in my headphones



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12 Feb 2008, 5:58 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted but its ur dad instead


i wish for a rastafarian to b in my headphones


Granted i dont even know what that is so no corruption

I wish it was not my dad... and i wished for it to be my girlfriend


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12 Feb 2008, 6:00 pm

granted but her flabby arms suffocate you


i wish for a machete



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12 Feb 2008, 6:02 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted but her flabby arms suffocate you


i wish for a machete


Granted! you get a washing machine

I wish i could be mummy wrapped in her arms and live within her warm sticky embrace :D


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12 Feb 2008, 6:04 pm

granted but the stickyness plucks u of all existing hair

i wish aspies were realised for thier full potential and eventually dominate the world with intangible tactics



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12 Feb 2008, 6:06 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted but the stickyness plucks u of all existing hair

i wish aspies were realised for thier full potential and eventually dominate the world with intangible tactics


(big deal with my hair.. she just would never let go of me ahahaha... i would live within her sticky warm embrace :D)

Granted! but the aspie world sucks due to the lack of neurodiversity

I wish to be able to live without food drink or breathing (so i could live wrapped up in my girlfriends arms :D)


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12 Feb 2008, 6:08 pm

granted but ur girlfriends arms are made of sea urchins


i wish i had the time



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12 Feb 2008, 6:10 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted but ur girlfriends arms are made of sea urchins


i wish i had the time


Granted! you have more time do do HOMEWORK

I wish for my girlfriend not to be sea urchen armed


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12 Feb 2008, 6:12 pm

granted...she is a sea urchin

i wish i had no homework



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12 Feb 2008, 6:16 pm

kleodimus wrote:
granted...she is a sea urchin

i wish i had no homework


Granted! you have housework

i wish my girlfriend were not a sea urchin and were a 5000 pound squishy warm sticky sumo wrestler


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